As a guy who likes to masturbate in public places( and get away with it) I added a new venue two days ago. My wife and I visited a coffee shop situated inside a church. After our coffee I excused myself and went into the unisex toilets and had a rapid wank. I could hear the coffee shop customers and it seemed just at the other side of a curtain ( there was a real wall there, I checked) I could hear the church volunteers talking. I was very excited to be trying it in these new surroundings. After we left and were wondering about the town. I felt myself getting erect thinking about what I had done. So I had my second go in less than two hours. This time in a radar toilet while my wife looked in a shoe shop. Not bad for an older guy in his sixties.
I masturbate in a lot of places too but not yet in a radar toilet, which I presume is one of those automated self-cleaning ones? Does your wife know that that's what you're doing whilst you are away from her on those occasions?
Yes she knows. Sometimes she is not happy about it. Lol. But she had even been known to give me a helping hand
When she who I was most sexually and mentally connected with and with whom I was always aroused (even when not actually with her), saw me wank one once, in the shower, she fractured. (That may be a UK term). She hit the roof/flew off the handle/ had a ricket/went spare/shouted like crazy. That was her job and she was seriously annoyed (perhaps worried) that I had done it myself. (her sentiment not mine - if it's a job it's not pleasure). Anyway, she wasn't happy at all.
Every time I masturbate in a new location I drop a pin on Google Maps and add it to a list. It's fun to zoom out and see all the places I've cranked one out.
