*new game* post an obscure fact about yourself...

ill go first...
i jerk off with my right and left hand...i call it being a "switch hitter"

 

Sit on your hand till it's numb. Then touch yourself.

It's 'the stranger.'

Seriously though.

My handwriting looks like a 6th graders.

 

i dont like game threads that dont belong in this forum.

 

I suffer from insomnia

 

I am wearing red, white, green striped socks with holes where my heels are

 

i was a vegetarian till i was 12...

 

i attempted to burn down a garage when i was 10 with some friends

definitely could have been charged, luckily the fire didn't go up and was put out...

 

im in my underwear unless i go out to town, every neighbor has most likely seen me in my jammies. and i dont care.

 

I have osteo condromis and my arms are ripping out of my shoulder sockets and my upper thighs are ripping out of my hips... obscure enough?

Apprantly its not common, try googling it

 

i have incredibly soft skin, and get complimented on it all the time
it's funny getting compliments like that cause i do absolutely nothing to try and get good skin
i'm just lucky
i barely bathe
usually once a week, but i sometimes stretch it to two weeks
i need to shower, my hair smells like fire

which i'll deny if anyone asks about

 

I think Kevin Smith is rather overrated.

 

WHOAH. ouch, that hurt me a little.

 

i hate snow...

 

oh, I'm sorry! I actually do like Clerks and especially Chasing Amy..

 

as long as you appreciate clerks.

 

my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!!!

 

I use two hands to masterbate.

 

lol. i went and saw a special showing of clerks on the big screen a few years back, it kicked ass. my boyfriend at the time had never seen it, so i made him go, fucking martian.

 

I'm the sexy stud

 

I think Smith should direct an offshoot starring Olaf, the Russian metal singer.