new game, have you been a naughty kid

ah nope

ever texted the lord and got no response?

 

lol, no, but that sucks. maybe he hadn't topped up his mobile..or he could be on vodafone and waiting for the weekend so it will be free to reply....

ever had the man from mitre 10 (who looks about the same age as you) laugh at you because he put your gas heater in the car for you, then asked if you wanted to hang onto the box and you and your flattie were all 'yes please, we'd like to keep it so we can play in it"?

 

I wish. But we got a new tv in israel and tamara claimed the box and sat in it all night. we watched lots of porn with her sitting in that box. boxes are cool.

have you ever gone to uni with the biggest freak known to man? This is what he writes. AND HE'S SERIOUS, PEOPLE!! Go here: http://s4.invisionfree.com/Angels_Haven/index.php?showtopic=3

 

i would go look but it won't let me. This page cannot be displayed. How mean.
And yeah, freaks are annoying.

have you ever made a completely vegetarian roast dinner?

 

ok, go now. I fucked up the link by accident.

And no, I haven't. Mmm... roasted goodness...

have you ever had such a fucked up shoulder that you gross out your physiotherapist when you move and will probably need surgery?

 

nope

and the lord finally messaged me saying "humble yourselves before the lord, and he will lift you up"..then sent me another message saying it will cost me 99 cents a day to get further messages from him.

ever been really bored that you made up a seating arrangements for celebrities for the hollywood squares section at the library?

 

lol, no, but it sounds like something I'd do.

have you ever been able to see your breath majorly hugely when you breathe out, even when you breathe through your nostrils, so yound your flatties spend an entertaining morning blowing out stream and playing dragons?

 

haha oh man that'd rule.. hasn't really been that cold here yet.. and if i do it too much i feel like throwing up too.. how weak.

You should have totally done the dragon - tyrannosaurus rex fusion.


ever called up the internet company at 2am coz ur net cut ut for no reason - and ended up using "like" far too many times.. that the guy on the other end of the phone started mocking you.. but you laughed too so it was okay.. i think..

 

lol, yes i get randoms mocking me wuite a lot actually.

have you ever gone to get some money out and the lady was like ok - but only if you turn around, so you are all wtf but it turns out she just wants to read your thursdays in black t shirt.

 

hahaha I really really really want one of those tshirts but I am pov and so don't have one.

Have you ever been in a taxi with a friend at night and mocking some little pencil-dick boy racer and then having your taxi driver race that boy racer away from the traffic lights and WIN?

 

no but that would be so ka pai

and yes i like my shirt, but its a bit cold so i might get the hoody too.

have you ever had waaay to many corn chips for lunch and now feel all lime and chillied out?

 

nope nope..

ever been super sugar high that you think you can multitask and send a bunch of emails, post here and just do general shit at the same time without fucking up?

 

yep, sugar highs rock. especially when you start twitching.

have you ever had so many plans for when you go back home that you are reallyrellyexcited?

 

ah, home is a long thought away..but i get home just in time for thanksgiving(super day of just football and food)..and then its the runup to christmas..so i'm sure i'll be super busy and excited)
ever had a day where you missed christmas and just listened to christmas carols all day?

 

lol, no not really. I HATE christmas carols, working at new world destroyed any apreaciation of them forever. But I have missed the cheesy-but-good familiness that is christmas.

ever made sock puppet porn for your mates up the road...including such phrases "ooooh yeah, sock it to me!" "Do you want to sock me off?" and "isn't it great that your husband and the pool boy are both bi-soxsual?"

 

blasphemy!

and lol no

ever been so disappointed that the men's forum has been a complete flop?

 

not really... but then... the man's forum doesn't have much pulling power for me...

and christmas carols deserve to die. I get really really grumpy around christmas because of all the yuletide cheer (I'm a total scrooge and grouch except when I get presents) cos it is all just too vomitous.

have you ever gone home to your mum and she's agreed to make you pancakes for dinner?

 

yey, mums are good like that.

have you ever been quite excited because tomorrow you get to buy a new hat? yey warm ears

 

nope..but whats it look like?


ever been so lulled into complaceny by such an easy class(maori 102) that you really just cant be bothered to study?

 

yes, and it usually ends in tears. And i got two hats - how decadent. One is like a knitted cap, its crotched and in two shades of green and the other is this crotched 20s/grandma looking one, it's black with a big knitted flower. they are so hot.

ever been so wretchedly hung over that you almost faint?