New Dali Lama.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by lode, Mar 18, 2008.

  1. lode

    lode Banned

    Okay, Tibets De Jure theocrat may resign. So it's time to appoint a new Dali Lama.

    And in all fairness I think it should be me.

    Hear me out.

    point 1: I am filled with a rich inner peace and look to share my rich beautiful soul with the world.

    point 2: I'd negotiate a lot better with China.

    point 3: I'm better looking then the old Dali Lama.

    Vote Lode '08. :D
  2. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

    Dali could kick your mental ass without moving an eyebrow.
  3. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    i thought he'd decided to stop being reincarnated.
  4. pink floyd

    pink floyd carousing&ransacking

  5. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    i vote a write in.
  6. lode

    lode Banned

    I'm much wiser, as demonstrated by my lack of desire to return a brutal theocracy to a country.
  7. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    I don't think there's any "negotiating" with the Chinese government.
  8. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

    Can you levitate?

    or at least claim to.
  9. lode

    lode Banned

    Okay, I can definatly take Seagal. If that's the meausre we're using.
  10. lode

    lode Banned

    Hong Kong's done it fairly well all considered.
  11. lode

    lode Banned

    No, I'm not a liar.

    Perhaps a downside to being a politician.
  12. recklessrick

    recklessrick Member

    There is no negotiating with the U.S. right now. It's all do as we tell you or we will kill you coming from Washington.
  13. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

    yea... when ever i go to the USA i make sure i break a law or 2.
  14. You're going to meditate on China floating its currency. The only thing will float is you. So much for negotiation.
  15. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    if you become the dali lama can i still sleep with you?
  16. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    i like seagal 'cause he's fat, ugly, lame and doesn't just kick people's asses, he shoots them, too. and dumps his hot wife for their nanny. that's bad.
  17. Seagal for Dali Lama! lol Lode is that Gina Gershon in the pic cause id tear that up, and what part of Tejas you from, im from H-town.
  18. lode

    lode Banned

    Nah, it's a model named Lucie. I just really liked the picture. Looks like shes telling a big fish story, chugging down whiskey. Warms my heart.

    I'm in Dallas. Going to make my way to Austin this fall I think.

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