New Dali Lama.

Okay, Tibets De Jure theocrat may resign. So it's time to appoint a new Dali Lama.

And in all fairness I think it should be me.

Hear me out.

point 1: I am filled with a rich inner peace and look to share my rich beautiful soul with the world.

point 2: I'd negotiate a lot better with China.

point 3: I'm better looking then the old Dali Lama.

Vote Lode '08.

 

Dali could kick your mental ass without moving an eyebrow.

 

i thought he'd decided to stop being reincarnated.

 

Buuuuurn!

 

i vote seagal...as a write in.

 

I'm much wiser, as demonstrated by my lack of desire to return a brutal theocracy to a country.

 

I don't think there's any "negotiating" with the Chinese government.

 

Can you levitate?

or at least claim to.

 

Okay, I can definatly take Seagal. If that's the meausre we're using.

 

Hong Kong's done it fairly well all considered.

 

No, I'm not a liar.

Perhaps a downside to being a politician.

 

There is no negotiating with the U.S. right now. It's all do as we tell you or we will kill you coming from Washington.

 

yea... when ever i go to the USA i make sure i break a law or 2.

 

You're going to meditate on China floating its currency. The only thing will float is you. So much for negotiation.

 

if you become the dali lama can i still sleep with you?

 

i like seagal 'cause he's fat, ugly, lame and doesn't just kick people's asses, he shoots them, too. and dumps his hot wife for their nanny. that's bad.

 

Seagal for Dali Lama! lol Lode is that Gina Gershon in the pic cause id tear that up, and what part of Tejas you from, im from H-town.

 

Nah, it's a model named Lucie. I just really liked the picture. Looks like shes telling a big fish story, chugging down whiskey. Warms my heart.

I'm in Dallas. Going to make my way to Austin this fall I think.