new bridge opens this weekend

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  1. Rots in hell

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  2. WOLF ANGEL

    WOLF ANGEL Senior Member - A Fool on the Hill Lifetime Supporter

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    Oh no! - Hope it doesn't mean an end to the "Ferry, - 'cross the Mersey"
     
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    http://youtu.be/ZazYx1Ev4t0
     
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    I have done this trip ! goes past our house
    http://youtu.be/8cX9UZjYt5k
     
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    I remember seeing 'Gerry' a (good) few years ago = solid performance and a fun night
     
  6. morrow

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    They will never stop the ferry!

    That bridge is going to be busy, once they sort the toll out..

    Enjoy the fireworks mate, should be good, don't forget the pickys!
     
  7. Rots in hell

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    went over the old one today for the last time ! ( I actually thought that while driving )
    Sunday morning I will drive over the new one Six lanes ???
     
  8. morrow

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    Omg, 6 lol.. just remember your not in Greece, don't get muddled half way across :D
     
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  9. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Mallybopper have you registered? How does it work?
     
  10. Rots in hell

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    Yeah registered a while ago you have a electronic tag on your windscreen that cameras on the bridge pick up
    no tag and its two quid a trip
     
  11. Rots in hell

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    Yeah I asked a Greek guy once which side of the road I should drive on He said " In the shade "
     
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    Getting Exciting now they have Blocked all the roads and put Massive PA Speaker columns along Mersey road and Laser equipment also Barriers to stop people jumping in the river LOL The new bridge opens at Midnight Loads of people are staying up to drive over ! Not me though I will probably be sick of the sight of it in a month :Mr-T:
     
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    http://youtu.be/sHdl7G1h7xE
     
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    http://youtu.be/JBGRp2Pj8VQ
     
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    http://youtu.be/XhqwkJIEtZs
     
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    four miles further to work now Lol ! When the old bridge reopens ( as a local only Bridge ) I will probably go back to using that one
     
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    Can't beat Ye Olde Ways ;)
     
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    That's a bit of gasoline on a weekly basis. My car only gets, what... maybe 30 miles to the gallon. 4 miles is far! :)

    I hope they sort it out quickly for you, Mallyboppa.
     
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    Thats what the old ferryboat man used to say !
    http://youtu.be/1IRbgspkAy8
     
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    On the banks of the Mersey, over on Cheshire side,
    Lies Runcorn, that's best known to fame
    By Transporter Bridge as tak's folks over its stream,
    Or else brings 'em back across same.

    In days afore Transporter Bridge were put up,
    A Ferry Boat lay in the slip,
    And old Ted the Boatman would row folks across
    At tuppence per person per trip.

    Now Runcorn lay over on one side of stream,
    And Widnes on t'other side stood,
    And as nobody wanted to go either place -
    Well, the trade wasn't any too good.

    One ev'ning, to Ted's superlative surprise,
    Three customers came into view -
    A Mister and Missus Ramsbottom it were,
    And Albert, their little son, too.

    'Ow much for the three?' Mister Ramsbottom asked,
    As 'is 'and to 'is pocket did dip.
    Ted said 'Same for three as it would be for one:
    Per tuppence per person per trip.'

    'Y'not charging tuppence for that little lad?'
    Said Mother, her eyes flashing wild.
    'Per tuppence per person per trip,' answered Ted,
    'Per woman, per man, or per child.'

    'Fivepence for three, that's the most that I'll pay,'
    Said Father, 'Don't waste time in t'talk.'
    'Per tuppence per person per trip,' answered Ted,
    'And them as can't pay 'as to walk.'

    'We can walk an' all,' said Father.
    'Come, Mother, it's none so deep, t'weather's quite mild.'
    So into the water the three of them stepped -
    The father, the mother, the child.

    The further they paddled the deeper it got,
    But they wouldn't give in once t'begun;
    In the spirit that's made Lancashire what it is,
    They'd sooner be drownded than done.

    Very soon the old people were up to their necks
    And the little lad clean out of sight.
    Said Father, 'Where's Albert?' and Mother replied,
    'I've got 'old of 'is 'and, 'e's all right.'

    'Twere just at that moment Pa got an idea,
    And floundering back to old Ted,
    'E said, 'We've walked that way -
    Come, tak' us the rest for half-price, that's a penny a head.

    But Ted wasn't standing for none o' that there,
    And making an obstinate lip,
    'Per tuppence per person per trip,' Ted replied,
    'Per trip or per part of per trip.'

    'All right then,' says Father,
    'Let me tak' the boat and I'll pick up the others half-way,
    I'll row them across and I'll bring the boat back
    And thrupence in t'bargain I'll pay.'

    'Twere money for nothing. Ted answered 'Right-o,'
    And Father got 'old of the sculls.
    With the sharp end o' boat t'wards middle of stream
    'E were there in a couple of pulls.

    'E got Mother out - it were rather a job -
    With the water she weighed half a ton;
    Then, pushing the oar down the side of the boat,
    Started fishing around for his son.

    When poor little Albert came up to the top
    'Is collar was soggy and limp,
    And with 'olding 'is breath at the bottom so long
    'Is face were as red as a shrimp.

    Pa took them across and 'e brought the boat back,
    And 'e said to old Ted on the slip,
    'Wilt row me across by myself?'
    Ted said 'Aye! at per tuppence per person per trip.'

    When they got t'other side Father laughed fit to bust,
    'E'd got best of bargain, y'see,
    'E'd worked it all out and 'e'd got 'is own way and
    'E'd paid nobbut fivepence for three.
     
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