Need Some Proposal Ideas

My sister's boyfriend told me last night that he's gonna ask my sister to marry him. He wants me to help him think up a creative way of doing it. I have no clue what a girl would like at her proposal so I need Ideas. Please? This would help so much if I was normal and wanted to get married. Id have a million ideas, but since Im not planning on ever doing so, I have no fantasies.
My sister is very mushy, girly, and super sensitive. She is also 7 months pregnant. My brain is drawing a blank on ideas.

 

have him do it as she is delivering the baby

 

how about "DON'T DO IT!!! STEP BACK FROM THE ABYSS!!" j/k

no idea. i'm not very romantic.

 

hahahahaha KC, thats what I'd say.
Fitzy, thats good, but how do you make a hospital room romantic while a baby's plopping out.. I mean, thats kind of hard no?
Im not romantic either, which I asked for ya'll's help.

 

how about take her to a local dirt track and say "this is like our race to make sure that baby isn't born illegitimate? HURRY! LET'S WIN THIS BITCH!!"

sorry, i'm completely lacking in any sense of taste or sensitivity today.

 

dim lights, candles, ring on the umbilical cord... i'm tearing up here

 

hahaha getting my sister to go to a dirt track is like tying to get me to get married.. lmao. Impossible.

 

I always think it's a bad idea to get engaged and or married while preggo.
No matter what, it's going to look tacky.

 

he should just cook your sis an excellent meal...then pop the question...simple...

 

my beau took me to medieval times, the 'king' helped him

 

My brother-in-law had a dolphin deliver a floaty with the Q written on it...they were in the Caribbean...

Hmm...
How about writing the question somewhere unusual and then taking her to where she will see it?
Put it in a fortune cookie?
Wrap up a ring in a huge box (with a weight in it for camouflage) and give it to her?

 

Just have him sign over half of all his assets.

Then have him put on a dog collar and attach it to the chain. Hand her the leash and a rolled up newspaper to swat him if he gets out of line...

She will get the point.

I am such a romantic.

 

have him swallow the ring. then when he poops it out, he can call her into the bathroom to check out his awesome turd, and she'll see the ring protruding from it. it will be so beautiful. :cheers2:

 

hahahahahahahaha I love you guys. I feel the same way about marriage as some of yall.
The food idea is good. so is the big heavy box decoy.. keep em coming.

 

How about he puts together a photo album of their "good times" and on the last page it says:Marry me.
They can snuggle up with drink or whatever and go through it reminiscing.
All done after a meal at home (though I don't know if this would get her suspicions up?)

 

me and dave were in a hot tub at his mom's house. he was very nervous. it was cute. i nearly drowned him.

 

Well, seeing as theyve known each other for less than a year, their memory album would be a total of like 9 pictures.. lol
Making dinner at home is a normal occurence for him.
Hahahahaha a hot tub.. how retro. poor guy.

 

we're hot tub people. we're getting one for christmas. we'll be in it DAILY. we're ridiculous. as it is, we take baths together.

 

How about this:
You guys are throwing your sister a baby shower, at some point, right? Her boyfriend could put the ring in a gift box and wrap it up like one of the regular baby shower gifts and make sure she opens it after all of the other gifts, then when she opens it and notices the ring, he can get down on his knees in front of her. Maybe something like that

 

men don't usually go to baby showers.