Need An Essay Topic

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Wiseman, Feb 5, 2009.

  1. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    So I need to write a 1-2 essay for English. Apparently my teacher is grading based more on mechanics so we don't really have a topic that we need to write it on.

    You guys have any good [school appropriate] ideas?
     
  2. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    Was the character Jabba the Hut; based on the real-life story of a former mafia kingpin?


    Hotwater
     
  3. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    Ha. I'm really ashamed to admit this, seeing as I'm a huge nerd, but I've never seen Star Wars.

    (Now you know my dirty little secret) :D
     
  4. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    write about the lynching of some niggers

    or

    the gassing of the jews
     
  5. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    Sorry If it has nothing to do with Star Wars; Then I’m plumb out of ideas:(


    Hotwater
     
  6. polecat

    polecat Weerd

    Well I was going to give some advice until I read that. Now I feel slightly ill... Fuck that essay, you've got a trilogy to watch. I'm sure the teacher will understand.
     
  7. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

    Take a short story like "Rules of the Game" or "The Necklace" and analize the hell out of it from a philosophical point of view. English professors love that. Are you in college or H.S.?
     
  8. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    "God As The Uncaused First Cause".

    That always got me points.
     
  9. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    Ha. High School. But I'm pretty much up for anything. Nothing like a little intellectual work at 10:00 at night. Of course, I stayed up till 4:00 this morning finishing a project for the same stupid class. Which got messed up, so I wasn't even able to turn it in today. God hates me.
     
  10. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    Ha. You're going to have to explain that to me. Then maybe I'll do it. It definitely sounds like it could be a good title.
     
  11. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

    Go with that then.
     
  12. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    God hating me? I don't know if I could get much factual stuff there. I'll have to dig through the bible.
     
  13. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

    Teachers love a paper that is research driven. :biggrin:
     
  14. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    Yeah. And I could probably use all of the help I can get as far as getting on teacher's good sides goes. Not doing too great in school.
     
  15. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

    Fuck High School
    or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bong

    by Seth MacLaren
     
  16. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    Ha. I'm pretty much like that, except without the weed part.

    I'm scared to think what I'd be like in the case that I smoked pot. Because even in my natural state, I'm like the calmest, most laid-back, worry-free person ever.
     
  17. marysoul

    marysoul Member

    The significance of fuck(the word or the action or both)
     
  18. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    Maybe I could do something on how obscenity has went from nothing more to a word, then to something really taboo, and then to just a normal everyday part of culture.

    I don't know. I don't really swear that much, so it doesn't ring with me as much as I'd like it too :(

    Thanks for the idea though :)
     
  19. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    I'm about halfway through. The title of it is "The Religious Placebo". Not sure if I like it or not. I'm guessing that I'm just ranting and rambling as I always do. I'm a horrible writer nowadays.
     
  20. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    of course you are a horrible writer. you are in high school
     

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