Need advice fast.

Discussion in 'Free Love' started by dr_gonzo420, Oct 24, 2009.

  1. dr_gonzo420

    dr_gonzo420 Member

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    So, I'm staying at this hotel and I was just flirting with this cute little maid, so, any way I wind up telling her any time she wants to, to come up to my room and kick back, She'll probably be here in 3 or 4 hours and I've never done anything like this before. I'm afraid that if i try something I'll look like a creep and on the other hand if I don't I may have seriously fucked up. I'd like to get some feedback from a woman's prospective.
     
  2. Shale

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    Sorry, not a woman but she'll probably NOT be there in 3 or 4 hours. :p

    IF on the outside chance that she actually takes up the invitation of an 18-year-old boy, she would likely be expecting to have a pounding fuck. Move on her but don't be pushy. As always, No meand NO!
     
  3. MikeE

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  4. dr_gonzo420

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    What tells you that she won't be there?
     
  5. Because she'll worry about whether or not she's being a slut and not show up. If she shows up, it's automatically assumed that she wants it.
     
  6. dr_gonzo420

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    I just saw her again and she said she was going to stop by.
     
  7. 420twentyfour7

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    Not to burst your bubble but I don't think she will show either I think it's gonna take a little more persistence than asking her to hang out u might be a stud I guess but this usually doesn't happen. If she does show it's up to you to close the deal, a girl isn't going to come to your room not thinking the same way you are unless she is a naive 15yr old. She might be after other things as well, I mean she is a stranger so it's not far fetched to say when you wake up you might be in a bathtub of ice missing your kidneys :D
     
  8. revvdup

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    lol,

    i remember meeting a milf at a gas station. she was wearing a robe and lingerie only! anyhow, she asked us what my buddy n i were doing that night. i told her fucking her doggy later that night. she said she needed to put her kids to sleep and then come over. needless to say, my buddy and i double teamed her real good. make sure you get her # so you can get in touch w/ her before she gets off work ;)
     
  9. MikeE

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    Well, its been more than 4 hours and no report.
    Our brother dr_gonzo420 may need our help. But what kind?

    What's your guess:

    1) They're still humping like monkeys. (No help needed)
    2) He's passed out from sexual exaustion (Send coffee, toast, eggs, bacon, O.J. and viagra)
    3) He's tied up, watching her do unspeakable things to him. (Call the cops)
    4) He's tied up, watching her do unspeakable things to him. (No help needed)
    5) other
     
  10. revvdup

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    lol mike e
     
  11. revvdup

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    if we don't see a report tomorrow, we can assume it was #3
     
  12. nldn

    nldn Senior Member

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    or a no-show, or it was a story written to pass the time
     
  13. 420twentyfour7

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    it was a double post, guess he forgot about this one, she didn't show
     
  14. revvdup

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  15. Shale

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    How did I know that? :p
     
  16. revvdup

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    lol
     
  17. revvdup

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    you have psychic powers shale
     
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