What is the nastiest thing that's happen to you during sex? Mine would have to be with my ex when we did anal when she had a stomach ache and she baby shit all over me from like mid abdomen down. And when I say baby shit it was the nastiest smelling shit I've ever smelt. Kept going till I got that nut though ; )
Don't know what it is with me and the ultra-nasties, they just seem to follow me around... Experience #1 Was spending a few days with a pretty 26yo girl in Manila. Forced my cock down her throat and made her throw-up all over me. She was upset and spent a long time in the bathroom after. The surprise came the next day when she did the same thing herself without me saying or doing anything. There was no thrashing around or convulsive jerking, just buried her nose in my pubes a few times, lifted her head and the vomit just fell out of her mouth. Then she plunged in again and again. Experience #2 Had this 38yo on a bed. She was sitting at the end, leaning against the wall. Started to fuck her with my big toe until i had a large portion of my foot was inside her. When I got bored with this, pulled my foot out and it was covered with blood, her period had just started. She refused to suck my foot clean so I rubbed my foot all over her stomach and tits. Was able to write my initials on her stomach, I know it sounds stupid here but was fun at the time. To say she was not amused is an understatement, but nothing a simple shower couldn't cure.
Fanny farts is about the worst I have done/experienced. (For those in the USA, fanny farts are vaginal farts.) I did have a strange teenage experience where I literally struggled to find his penis, when I did and it went hard it was literally the length of my little finger and the width of my middle finger (no kidding.) I have never felt one like it since, felt really weird (we didn't have sex, I was 15 at the time, and we was just messing around with each other.)
in the US (and I thought in other parts of the world), the fanny means something other than the vagina.... I'm not sexually active, but the more I learn about sex, the less I actually want to have it...
2 nastiest - Anal getting messy... and flipping a girl over to start rimming her and noticing she had a rash on her ass.
My wife produced a vagina fart just after we had finished in the doggy positon. Too much thrusting maybe with air getting in an trapped & then bursting out again after I withdrew the penis.
Fanny in the UK means vagina... In the US it means butt. How old are you? Have you ever experienced masturbation? Don't let reading put you of, sex is a wonderful, natural experience. Nothing on earth gives the same feeling as an orgasm. I appreciate some people don't want it though. Yes - that's exactly what causes it. Most FF are done due to doggie style in my experience. Missionary doesn't create the same effect.
Don't know if you could call it nasty but while my wife were having sex one night, the phone rung & she answered it & chatted for a few minutes (to the caller) while I were still having sex with her & still did after she came off the phone. It was the first & only time it happened thou.
Pek pek means vagina / pussy in Falipino so a female work mate told me. So the words pek pek come into our conversations sometimes now.
HAHA. Not nasty, but thats funny to imagine. Probably pretty common actually with cell phones just laying on the bed and whatnot.
I would never answer the phone during sex - I will say though that once or twice I have pulled down hubbies pants and began a blow job while he's on the phone to see if he can keep his cool lol
I don't know why anyone would think vagina farts are gross unless the girl has a dirty vagina and it smells... My fiance and I just laugh and keep going whenever it happens.
Not during, but immediately before. First time sex with a 1-niter. Went to the loo for the pre-copulation pee ...... and damn, my period just started. I knew I was close but the thing started almost a day early. He was suitable disappointed, but there's no way I'm having a 1 niter like that. ........... and vaginal farts are usually a source of great mirth - nothing drastic about them.
