Name that Hipforumer: The Game

Here goes. I describe the hipforumer I am thinking of and you tell me who it is that is on my mind. If it's you, collect 50 points and pass go.

The HF'er I am thinking of is:

Larger than Life, and has recently underwent a facelift in the community.

 

Pinkpixies.

 

No, but good guess.

 

Yes.

 

No, correct guess. Grant me the 50 points.

 

Um, God?
Because like God is supposed to be larger than life and stuff.
Also, I think God was formerly another screen name, which could be the facelift you're talking about.

 

Listen carefully to the "larger than life" part. that is your hint.

 

Oh, sorry skids, you posted too fast for me. Yes, God is the man we are looking for.

Next HF'er I am thinking of is:

A Masshole that loves colenzo.

 

Is it just me or...? *so far out in left field it's not even puzzling*

 

What is colenzo?
Wait....that sounds like a colon cleanser.
Um, ganja?

 

??? What, andcrs2?

 

Ganji's always making jokes about his bunghole.

 

Some say someone even further out than myself...

 

KJ

 

fitzy?

 

We have another winner! Yay!

The next HF'er I am thinking of would be in heaven aboard the Starship Enterprise. Or anywhere, hanging out with captain kirk.

 

kjhippielove

 

You are beautiful, Jessie, but the answer is no.

Madcrap, you got the right answer, but just a second too late. I will give you 25 points anyway.

 

i didn't know she was a masshole...

jerry

 

Yes, Jessie, you are on fire!

(Sorry God, ~ was faster, and she has nice legs. )

The Next HF'er I am considering would be most likely spotted at a bong convention. With earmuffs.