I am a tall female (small boobs) and bisexual, I am English and live with a guy in Holland (my dutch is rubbish)
Welcome. My thumbs are double jointed, I'm ace, I live in Openhiemer country (Alamogordo-- often erroneously credited as the birthplace of the atomic bomb. We were just the closest city with a newspaper that could see the blast, I don't care everything's Openhiemer these days. My wife lives in Mississppi. I'd rather have rubbish Dutch than a good Mississippi accent and when I visit her I lose control of the sounds my mouth makes. Ever see the movie Zelig? It's really embarassing to hear an accent that isn't your normal one come out of your mouth. More embarassing if you AFFECT an accent because you're TRYING to, but I don't speak anything other than English, though.
