My wife

saw me naked. she screamed.

 

can you blame her?

 

You have kids don't you? Has she not seen it before?

 

not at all. I scream when I see it in the mirror, people scream and run away when I go outside naked, its all the time. but hey, I don't give a shit.

 

Funny the background family are far to 50's nostalgic for me to relate them to anything homosexual....

 

thats back when everyone way gay, just ashamed to tell anyone....

 

Id also scream.

 

my condolences to her

 

Shes ok now I guess..... She just gouged her left eye out with her fingernail, and the other one she's working on with a spoon.

 

you don't want to play the pic game with me.

 

So did your wife ever have any luck getting her eye out with that spoon yesterday?

 

no, bent the spoon in half, got mad and threw it at me and gave up. I'm still bleeding from where the spoon took a gouge out of my scalp