My tutor wants my cock

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by 121, Jan 18, 2005.

  1. 121

    121 Senior Member

    I was at uni yesterday and my tutor came over to me with a big grin on her face. She gave me high grades for my last module and seemed really flirty :eek: She keeps asking personal questions to me about what I 'like'. None uni related stuff. I don't fancy her and she needs to STFU... OMG, WTF?
     
  2. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

    next time she asks what you like, tell her that you like it in the ass, and your not into girls.
     
  3. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

    AAAAAAAAAH I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!! I love the dude, i would totally do him. that movie kicks ass.
     
  4. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    Well... how bad are your grades?

    Maybe you should take one for the team.
     
  5. 121

    121 Senior Member

    The dude is awesome ;)

    The thing with my tutor started in december when I had a presentation. I was stoned and really got into it. I really wanted to sell myself to the audience. I could tell she really liked my performance and she clapped loudly afterwards. I think I aroused her a little :eek:

    Well she was really excited to see me yesterday. Her nipples were clearly erect and she gave me that 'I want to fuck you' look. You know when a woman wants to fuck you, it's in their body language...
     
  6. 121

    121 Senior Member

    My overal grades are good. It just freaks me out that she's coming on to me. She does it in front of my fucking friends :(
     
  7. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    maybe she was just cold?...
     
  8. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    the dude abides.......


    I had a few female instructors in college who I wanted to do
     
  9. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    tell her you will fuck her if she gives you 100 dollars... some ladies will do it, especially the fat ones.
     
  10. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins


    Well, cut it off and give it to her! Its not like you're using it!



    Don't be selfish
     
  11. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    someone's in their own little world of make believe
     
  12. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

    ugh, my english teacher does that. Once he pinched my ass at the grape festival in front of the guy i was seeing at the time. There is a real problem at my school with teachers and students having sexual relationships, but my area is pretty free-spirited when it comes to sex so the teachers never get fired for doing stuff like that so it sucks. :( although for some reason its a big problem when gay teachers hit on students. wtf.
     
  13. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    don't make me cast magic missle at you.
     
  14. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

    we know you are
     
  15. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    you would lose your missle so fast you wouldn't have time to think of where to cast it.

    alright sorry I'm done I couldn't resist. I have nothing against you and hope you have a fab evening:)

     
  16. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    too late!
    *casts magical missle into the darkness*
     
  17. HippyCor$ter

    HippyCor$ter Ackamonkey

    Nice.
     
  18. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    One of the student teachers at my school likes me, she's ugly and annoying though. My english teacher last year was in LOVE with me, she came up to me in the hall and gave me a hug for no apparent reason and GRABBED MY ASS!!! I got my ass grabbed by my teacher!!! So, I felt her boobies. Nothing else happened, 'cause.... well, I guess she decided it wasn't such a good idea. Too bad, cause I would have definently hit that. I have her again my senoir year though, I hope she stays hot.
     
  19. HippyCor$ter

    HippyCor$ter Ackamonkey

    NO WAY! She grabbed your ASS!
     
  20. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    Dude, YEAH WAY!
     

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