My thoughts have always been

Like I was hosting a talk show or something. I would think like I was talking to actual people and be comical and witty. I talk to myself sometimes like this to. It seems strange to me.

 

Wow....finally somebody who is as nuts as me!

 

yup, sounds fairly normal.

at least i hope so; maybe i'm just terribly delusional...

 

I think in sometimes nonsensical ways, and sometimes they're not really complete thoughts or I think in circles. But it works for me. If I talked like this, people would probably take me for a schizo or something.
but yeah, my thoughts definitely differ dramatically from my speech.
But I should host a talk show where I just talk to myself. I'd watch it.

 

If I had a talk show it would just probably be me on stage with like random endings to sentences that I was thinking bursting out of my mouth and me falling into hysterics.

 

My talkshow would be clever, witty, and funfilled.

People would love me

 

awesome. i'll watch it.

 

The only talk show I actually watch these days is the Tyra Banks show.

 

I actually hate talk shows. I've never seen that one but based on the fact that I can't stand tyra banks, i bet i hate it too.

 

It's great. Todays episode was about hook-ups and what they mean to people. Not the most substance but I like it.

 

Same here.

I'd probably watch it a few times though, but luckily we dont get it here

 

I saw americas top model or whatever its' called a few times. I reiterate: I hate tyra banks.
Sorry, not hate. hate is a strong word. I think tyra banks is a douchebag and should shut up. there.

 

Yeah, I watched americas top model a few times too. AND I cant understand why she has her talk show. Ugh.
I guess anyone can be on TV now.

 

Yeah. See: carlos mencia.

 

I feel he should go by his given name before he changed it. Ned.

 

i used to do that shit but now i take pills for it

 

i love watching americas next top model. it's like im addicted to the pain watching the show brings me. i keep gong back for more. it does boost my self esteem though - watching the stupid, vapid, vain little girls that are on it makes me feel fantastic that im not one of them.

tyra banks is stealing my air. i laughed out loud on last weeks episode when she said, and i quote, "on my show we did an episode where i was homeless for a day, so i know what i feels like". if i was the homeless people i woulda shanked her right there and then.

 

I watched Germany's next top model. Heidi Klum was really sweet and friendly and nice.
Tyra seems bitchy.

 

damn alot of tyra hate flowing thru the air

 

LOL ! Oh wow...