My Theory on Jointman69

Considering his friends h0ax and budman both posted their thread at 2 and 3 am respectively I'm guessing that Jointman took his ticket that he got from christmas from his mom and flew to Virginia, they got high around like 12 or 1 am and decided it would be hilarious if they said he died in a plane crash.

Definitely not a cool thing to do. Even though I didn't know the dude at all I still felt pretty shitty. But it's great to hear that he's still alive.

Peace

 

what if he realy is dead?

 

We probably would have heard about it on the news.

 

why does everyone in america seem to think that the news displays everything thats relevant to them?

 

well that's the reason why cable news was invented... because we americans are so concerned with ourselves, we need to know the danger at any immediate moment...

 

What would be awkward, is if he isnt dead, has no idea this is going on, and signs on in a few days for a good forum browsing....

 

hahaha a good forum browsing indeeed.

 

That would actualy be really funny... maybe he'll see this and act dumb though so no one is mad at him, now...

 

hes no doubt browsing right now on a new alias

 

meh, what can ya do...
people say worse things to get attention..
just be glad that hes not really dead...

 

Someone found the real CNN article that they made the fake one from. They just changed the location and date.

 

haha, man this site is full of lil'Mcguyvers

 

I posted this somewhere else to, but is it a possibilty that he is just away for the holidays and his friends played a (mean) joke on him?

or maybe he was just being an attention slut, who knows. either way, it was too dramatic for my tastes.

 

Nah, he's there visiting his friends, the ones that posted about it. Definitely gotta agree more towards the attention slut on this one....

 

holy fuck, that show is awesome.... i can proudly say that i know how to divert a heat seeking missile with a paperclip and a gum wrapper.

THANK YOU MCGYVER!!

 

OMG WTF JAKE IS DEAD WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF?


FEGGEYT!

 

Oh who knows... it might be the fact that our media is obsessed with plane crashes and anything related to 9/11... and since he was probably flying to virginia on a commercial airliner which would be carrying in upwards of 80 people on their flight you would think you might hear about it on the news somewhere.

It has nothing to do with me thinking that I'm important and therefore the news should report about things I'm curious about, it's just common sense.

 

haha,
but can you make a bomb out of toilet paper and tooth picks..

 

No!!! not without a pocket knife and some duct tape. But in all seriousness, this just reminds me of that Family Guy episode...

"Dear Mcgyver,
Inclosed is a paper clip, a straw, and a rubber band...please help me."

 

IMSO, this just doesn't seem like something Jointman would do for a joke, but, oh well, I'm happy it's not true. In poor taste, yes, to worry all us naive people.