My Sister's Wedding

Its over!! Finally!!
I never want to do another wedding. Ever!!
The food was a succes, Of course.
I put my fist in the cake, but it was an accident. lol

I didnt cry.

The groom almost did, and my sister couldnt speak above a whisper. She looked pretty. My new brother looked so handsome.

I looked pretty spiffy myself.

Everything was last minute. right before she walked down the aisle we decided the best man would walk her down the aisle. His girlfriend tried to put herself in the wedding, I kicked her off. lol she aint nobody. I was the maid of honor, her boyfriend, the best man. she had no business up there.
I almost cried when the judge asked who was giving my sister away, and, without rehearsing this, the best man said 'all who love her do.' and its so sad, because she doesnt know her father, and my mother didnt bother to show up. We dont have parents, so our friends, who are our family, who were the ones who helped get everything together, gave up their time and money... it was a major group effort.
So the ceremony was beautiful, Calleigh Ann, my niece looked gorgeous in a silk cream colored dress with rosebuds on the skirt and a linen sun hat. She giggled in the middle of the ceremony when her daddy looked at her. then she farted. lol

we went to the arboretum to take Pictures. When we got back, everyone had eaten, which is bull, but whatever.
when we got back, Calleigh started to freak out and she wouldnt stop crying and screaming. My favorite aunt showed up, and she did this santeria type thing called a 'barrida' with an egg because she suspected someone had given calleigh the evil eye. I swear man, as soon as she finished, calleigh stopped crying and passed the Fuck out. didnt even eat. she was exhausted. my aunt put the egg in a cup of water, and it was really runny and cloudy. almost green looking. I know who it was that gave her the evil eye. the only person who hasnt been near calleigh, the dick's business partner. After that, I hid my niece in the dicks bedroom and didnt let her see her. She was jealous because of me. she was being a bitch. she just has bad energy about her. babies are very receptive of that.

We had champagne, cake, opened presents, passed the guest book around.

at dusk, the non smokers left. thats when the party really started.
Liquor started flowing, the pot came out, the pills came out, the music got louder and we did too. lol
we lit a bonfire, despite being under a burn ban..
We made more food, or reheated the leftovers, since we all had the munchies. We had a cake fight, we teepeed the truck they were gonna drive home, someone put shaving cream inside the truck all over and covered it in toilet paper.
Then we built beer can pyramids on the guy who passed out, some people rode the fork lift around the property, there was a hoveround chair the dick is using because he broke his foot, and everyone took a turn on it. they teepeed that too.
The guys moved the PA system outside, and they jammed on the drums, a 12 string guitar, and a few other guitars, and a mandolin.. lol

at midnight the bride and groom left for the hotel room they got as a present, and they took some friends to trash the hotel room. both of em were too drunk to drive, so I had to drive the truck home, shaving cream and toilet paper and all. I too was too drunk to drive, so I stayed with the dick and got laid.
got home at 4 am, passed the Fuck out, woke at 830 and went back for clean up, drank a few beers for breakfast and a couple bowls, got back to work at 2 and napped till like 6.
I hurt, Im tired, but im DONE!!!!
No more parties for a whole year!

Next weekend we will take everyone who helped out to dinner at a steak house, the weekend after that, the dick and I will be going to the cabin. Yay!

Oooh, and I got another dro hook up. Hehe
Smoked some sweet tooth all night courtesy of the dick.

fun times had by all.

 

Yay! Congratulations! It sounds like it was beautiful.

 

Sounds like a wonderful time, Hilder. I'm sure you enjoyed it a lot more than you initially thought you were going to.

This was my favorite part:

 

Hilder, I bet you were a knockout. Still are. :biggrin:

Any leftover cake?

 

Hilder, I gotta say I really enjoyed your story.
Read it all and everything.
That was wonderfully inspired that y'all had somebody to come after everything was "done" who knew Santeria and an egg trick.
"fun times" and a dro hook, too!
you go, girl!

 

As always:drool5:

 

hahaha, lode, brian, Ya'll hush.
But yeah, I did look good.

Hey man, without some witchy majic the day wouldnt have been complete. we are mexicans after all. lol

Yes, everything was beautiful.

Hahaha my niece was so effin cute.

You know whats funy though? I got laid, and my sister didnt. hahaha

 

That was good

 

roflmgdao crazy mofo. You're adDICKted

 

Oh, and yeah, I had more fun than I thought I would just because I thought my mom was coming. but she didnt. The ceremony was very short. Like 15 minutes.

There is so much cake left. I swear, she tought she had an army to feed. But its cool, coz more cake for me

 

you'll find that most food you put your fist into will end up being largely left over afterward...

 

yes, it was. Leave it to Garret to almost make stone girl cry (thats me).

That just gives you a glimpse of an idea of the type of person Garret is. He is an amazing sweet caring gorgeous hunk of a man.

 

you fisted a wedding cake? whens that video going to be leaked onto the internet?

 

You know me too well.
Hey, I was just drunk enought to not give a shit, and stoned enough to be horny as Fuck.
But I remembered the baby maker killer, so all is good.

 

hahaha alright, lemme clarify.
I put my hand in the frosting trying to get a 3 foot cake out of a 2 foot opening. you couldnt really tell, and people did eat it. so there.

 

:drool5: CAKE! :drool5:
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thank you!
The egg was part of the santeria. I would explain it, but it confuses me too.

I know, I was so lucky on the dro connect. but see, I am one of the dicks dro connects, so he talked to his dro connect about me, and so we got to talking, hit it off, and we swapped numbers. yay
As of now, I have three exotics hook ups, and one mids hook up. I am doing allright..

 

hahaha you never give a shit:tongue:

 

the cake was fab. It was a white cake, with chocolate mousse between the sheets, and egg white frosting not the greasy suuper sweet frosting most use.

 

hahahaahahaha thats coz I'm always drunk.

Coinkidink?


Naaah.