My Secret

I have a pair of loose fitting jeans with a hole in the pocket... As you can probably tell, I masterbate in public using it. THE RUSH is what gets me.

 

Do you ever question what you're doing with your life?

 

Here lies Terrapin2190

Death by the inability to stop laughing.

 

Cat, he's a professional masturbator. It says so in his signature. He's got a plan.

 

Spelling isnt part of it

 

it's not really a secret if you're so obvious about it that everyone can tell what you're doing...

 

That's pretty cool, actually!

 

If you're a dude that's nasty.

 

Are you implying it would be okay for a chick?

 

get some good coke nose candy for your brain and go bowling..

seriously that is fun.

 

Get addicted not my fault or others.

 

In my youthful days I worked for a corporation, and I masturbated during a roundtable conference. I did get some on my wingtip, but I am sure no one ever caught me. No office chatter or rumors that I ever heard. I definitely was not in my right mind then. I am glad that I am no longer a low vibratory creature anymore (Nothing against masturbation, just compulsive masturbation).

 

What was going through your mind that made you decide to masturbate at a table full of people during a conference?

 

I cannot really say. All I can say is that I was addicted to the sensation of an orgasm and adrenaline.