my pocket keeps vibrating

if i check my phone, it turns out to be my imagination.

if i don't check my phone, i found out later i missed a call.

goddamn vibrating pockets.

 

phantom's lots of people have them. You have made your mind up that a Cell Phone is important..
When I worked at the hospital, there was this cat there that had full blown hallucinations related to the cell phone. Possible that they are more addictive than drugs..

 

yes your leg craves a call

 

something like that,, lol..
I had keys feel like that before, and swore my keys were bouncing off the side of my leg, when I didnt have them. .

 

I know what u mean. Sometimes I hear my ringtone even without phone.

 

your leg needs to be humped, that is all.

 

turn your dildo off

 

Haha, I always think my phone's vibrating in my purse when it's really not. It pisses me off cause I'm always thinking people are calling me.

 

But they never do. *tear*

 

WTF does a squirrel need keys for?
OH!...you keep your nutz locked away, eh????

Zen

 

who cares about calls, burn your phone

 

i'm curious...what exactly do hippies have against cell phones? are they "not natural" or something? 'cause, i mean...the internet's pretty much the same thing.

 

they are tracking devices, they will be useless when all the satellites run into each other, they are a total rip and invasion of our wakeful day.

 

are you serious? i see them as convenient communication devices. i mean, yeah, if you're paranoid about being tracked by russian spies or whatever, you're not gonna wanna use a cell. but i mean, while you're at it, might as well not have cable, a landline telephone, and internet access too.

 

they are cock blocking your freedom

 

i used to keep my phone in my top pocket on my shirt in school. now i keep it in my jeans but every so often i feel my "man Boob" vibrate