My penis looks funny

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by poimbww, Apr 11, 2011.

  1. poimbww

    poimbww Guest

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    My penis is short (4'' - 4.5'') and thick, so it looks very compact. The shaft is short and thick (shaft girth 6''). And the penis head are longer and thicker than the shaft (penis head girth 6.5''). Penis head are twice as long as the shaft.

    As you can read, my penis look very different and odd compared to other's. It has unusual proportions. The girth is too big in relation to the short length, and the penis head is too long in relation to the short shaft.

    I think it looks great, but what do you girls think? Does the description sounds like a turn off? And I have no problems if girls found my penis funny-looking, because I personally think it looks pretty funny. But do you think it is a big turn off if you found the penis funny-looking?
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    my understanding is that girth is more important than length, and also that ability to give orgasms is more important than ability to give laughs.
     
  3. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    Just a FYI, all penises look funny.
     
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    when it talks funny.. Then get back to us...
     
  5. Volupta

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    hahaha orison

    hmm so long as it functions the same, why think of it as an issue?
     
  6. Shizzle

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    hmm, from the way you make it sound it sounds odd, but it shouldnt matter, if ur fine with it and it works just fine then theres no problem.

    Oh and a lot of women rather thickness then lengh. soo u shouldnt worry
     
  7. poimbww

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    Relax :). I am an adult man with self-confidence. Not some insecure teenager. So you can be honest. This is not a big problem for me. But this is internet. And I know that people can be honest in a way that they not always are IRL. I mean, if a girl found my penis funny-looking, and that maybe were a bit of a turn off for her, there is no way she would admit it and say it to me "face to face"

    So I am just curious, if you girls are horny, and when the clothes fell off from your partner, you found a penis looks like mine I described, would it be a turn off for you? How does it effect you if the penis look funny and odd? Like I said, this is not a big problem for me, I also think it look funny, but I have no problem with that fact. So you can be honest. Cause no girl IRL is gonna be honest in this question. I know that when girls have a boyfriend, they tell him things like "Your cock is the best and it's so sexy" and things like that (no matter what they thought) :sunny:
     
  8. MagicalTophat

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    Wait, so the head is like three inches or so long and the shaft is one and a half?
     
  9. in the woods

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    hey man its all in the performance and how you do things not the size all the time
     
  10. Michael1985

    Michael1985 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    You just have a short, thick penis with a mushroom head. I'm sure it's fine. :)
     
  11. Shizzle

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    Wait... Now im just wondering if u made this post because you actually want girls to say "ewwww you with ur freak willy" coz that shit turns u on??

    serious i remember some dude in a chat room was showing girls his cock on cam and it was super super small, he wanted all the girls to go in the room and tell everyone how small and nasty it was, and while the girls was doing that he was getting off on it.

    Its ok to admit if girls thinking its weird turns u on :) just be honest
     
  12. Shizzle

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    what ever floads his boat ;)
     
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