My penis is bigger

I measured him yesterday and I've gained 1/2 an inch.. I'm packing an 8.5".. I feel so uber right now

 

I think I'll measure mine....now where's that yard stick




hotwater

 

Having a huge cock is great but your limited to what condoms you can buy.. I have to use Trogan Magnums



Their great for guys like me that pack a huge piece...

 

Its not the size....its what you do BEFORE !!!!!

 

Are we talking cuniligus here?

 

Its Called FOREPLAY...a long forgotten art !!! hahaha

 

Yea yea We've all heard about it before...blah blah blah

 

Dis you measure correctly? It doesnt count if you start from between your legs and measure upward !!!

 

The average guy is endowed with a penis thats between 5" to 6.5".. that makes me alpha male. Have you any idea what it's like to carry that much weight among men? (no pun intended)

 

If you must ask honey... I started from the base of my meat stick and measured to the tip. Shouldn't I get a prize or something? I feel really special right now

 

Hahaha....ok, I didnt know the statistics....thanks for sharing !!!

 

It's K...

 

Where'd you find them at ???

 

My package or the statistics?

 

Hahaha....the stats !!

 

I Googled it (had to be sure)*













*Are you vegeterian?

 

Its cool...Thanks !!!!

 

Yeah....she's a vegie

 

Size alone doesn't make someone an alpha male, there are probably some Beta nerds out there packing heat (they're just too afraid of women) for it to be of any practical use



Hotwater

 

Yes I'm sure its such a burden. You poor thing...do you need a glass of water? a beer?