my nipples are sore

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by showmet, Oct 17, 2004.

  1. DoktorAtomik

    DoktorAtomik Closed For Business

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    Shhhhh. Pillow talk's private, and Mr Met will only get jealous :p
     
  2. Dandelion_Blood

    Dandelion_Blood Gremlin

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    If Arnie can do it!! ANYONE caan!..

    We'll just study Junoir... we'll work this thing out for ya Mr Met.
     
  3. Carlos

    Carlos Member

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    so letmy take a second to catch up.


    he had sex thought his nipple and is now a pregnent boy.

    .....
    well lets work this out logicaly, if the baby was cocived by 'nipple twidling' then the oposit of this [nearly] would be 'apple nibbling' so if as i presume that this is rymeing intercourse, then what is growing inside of you can only be a 'chapple sibbling' witch means that doktor atomic was right and it is send from god. god allways sends things down to earth useing his spiret, and you drink spirets throught your mouth. but at the begining of the equasion i used the oposit, so now i need to turn it oposit again to compleat the equasion so this means that the baby is coming out of your mouth..........

    congratulations!

    [if its a puppet can u call it elmo??...please]
     
  4. Smartie.uk

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    its symbolic of his struggle against reality :p
     
  5. DoktorAtomik

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    At last! I was giving up hope of anyone ever taking the bait!
     
  6. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

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    I'm not saying a word...
     
  7. Smartie.uk

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    well i couldn't resist.
     
  8. Jaz Delorean

    Jaz Delorean Senior Member

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    carlos you're a loony
     
  9. thepixies

    thepixies Member

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    i thought i was lactating when my nipples got sore. I told my biology teacher but she just laughed at me and told me to sit down.


    Damn you mrs.Rollinson i thought you were different
     
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