My neighbors act like a bunch of monkeys

Howler monkeys that is.

These were taken from my front patio.

Not the best photos, but you should here them howl.

I have been as close as a few feet away from them. Of course when that happens, I do not have my camera with me.

 

I wish I had monkeys as neighbors instead of boring humans...

Nice pics, and I will just go ahead and add that I am pretty envious...

 

i agree with shroom....

 

my neighbors moved out... maybe they got tired of my howling...

i hope monkeys move in next

 

cool.
My neighbors act like a bunch of rich people... not as fun.

 

lucky! thatd be freakin sweet...

 

Thanks. Monkeys are kind of cool. But you would not believe what they sound like.

I have never been to impressed with humans.

If you and your friends ever make to Belize you have a place to stay in the jungle.

You are a sweetheart!

Same thing goes for you.

Yes I howl too! Monkeys are the best neighbors

If I could put the ones around here on the payroll, I would be set.

Well there are 2 kind of rich people. Old money and the new rich.

Old money is boring to hang out with...new rich is where the fun is.

 

there is alot of tree huggers that post here
tree hugger
naked tree hugger
and now drum roll tree hugger 92

 

maybe there all related

 

Hippies

 

They are the snobs who think they rule the world because their wallets are made of gold and can pay for scientists to extract the guilt they'd otherwise feel from their brains.

 

I like monkeys. I like to "monkey around".

 

I personally prefer old money... it has a much higher nostalgia factor to it.

 

That would be the Old Money. They are also fucking boring.

Monkeys are cool!

Old Money's problem is their attachment to money and power. They are also boring as fuck to be around.

You want nostalgia? Find the New rich. Nostalgia can be bought.

Plus we are funner and more interesting.

 

I should probably make friends with them and try to benefit from the relationship($$$), I'd feel too guilty though because it's been done to me and it can feel brutal.

 

man. you weren't shitting when you said you lived in the jungle. thats crazy. theyve never tried to attack anyone? I wouldnt wanna Live near them. but I would love to Live away from people. My happiest day were living in a ranch in bfe and olympic seeing another human once a week.

 

No I was not shitting. I do live in the jungle. I am usually very straight and honest with people.

Howler monkeys are neat as hell. They actually help my seed business.

The worst thing a Howler has ever done is to taunt one of my dogs.

It was funny as hell. The dog was barking and growling at the monkey.

So the monkey took a shit in his hand and beamed the dog on the nose with monkey shit. I almost died laughing.

Monkeys are welcome any day.

Now I have some other jungle friends...snakes, Jaguars, Panthers, Cougars and a million types of lizards and Iguanas and other small things.

I am sure I missed some. Oh yea, tons of birds here.

But if you walk out of my house the deep jungle is within a few hundred feet.

This is my Belize farm. I have other places on other countries that are so deep in the jungle that it would be rare to ever see a human.

 

I would want to make friends with them and teach them how to do assorted chores around my house.

 

Then they would at least have an excuse for throwing poop at you...

You could just say "they're only monkeys, what do you expect..."

 

Well networking with them can only benefit you.

If people do not know who you are, they can't give you money.

But I would shift your thinking a little bit.

If your contacts with the rich people benefit them more than you...

That means you are serving them. Serving someone and getting a payment for something is not using people.

As long as you deal with integrity, I feel that you will do fine.

Well actually they help up collect seeds from figs and other fruits in the trees here. They like the fruit but do not like the seeds on many of the trees. So they drop it to the ground and the worker pick it up.

Also, the moneys belong where they are. It is very illegal to own a wild animal here.

But that is fun to think about. It may also explain some Central American drivers.