my name's chuck, but they call me 'the gay sex boob'...

I have pasta sauce in mason jars under my bed


you know just in case

no pot though.......

 

just incase what...?

 

I don't know

it's the same as the citrus medly in my car, I keep it in there just in case, I had to eat a jar a while back when I was in the middle of nowhere and hungry, sometimes it's nice just to have good permapreserved food around....

 

i thought maybe you were preparing to hide out in the event of some big zoo escape-and-rampage. i was going to suggest that you coat your walls with lead, but thats for something completely different.

what in the fuck am i talking about.. well, i have been up for a little over two days straight, i cant even spell 'completely' correct

 

I figure one day I want an underground bunker
just to be safe.....

 

thats what i was getting at.

did you know that noel gallagher once held a concert with burt bacharach? holy hell noel's awesome with this shit

 

download "This Guy's In Love With You"

....... :sunglasse

 

burt bacharach and davit whosisname.....

 

i dont know.

 

david whosisname rather....

 

i dont know that one either.

 

the fact that I can't spell my own first name does not bode well....

 

you were talking about yourself? i thought you meant some other guy.

 

some other guy, but his name is same as mine

the david
that I misspelled the fitst time....