My Mother Is In Escort

Discussion in 'All in the Family' started by Nevets33, Apr 8, 2016.

  1. Nevets33

    Nevets33 Members

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    I have never been so embarrassed in my life, i have just received a phone call from a friend laughing down the phone that my mother is in Escort.

    I dont know why i was so shocked, my mother since getting divorced in 2005 started having a number of relationships and i found out one of her friends had gotten her involved in swinging,

    Now i have just been out looking for the magazine concerned, and could not find it at first because it is not the latest edition, and i am not going to say what volume she was in, but for anyon familiar with Escort you have probably seen her. Although she is 54, whoever sent the pics in put her down as a few years younger.

    What was written beneath her photo was something a son should never see.

    I am just wondering what next? i get a phonecall telling me my mother is in a porn movie?

    My mother is a grandmother, she has a decent job and as far as i know she was a normal mother and trustworthy wife while i was growing up. WTF is going on? why have things changed? how should i feel? should i just accept it? surely this is not appropriate behaviour from a mother
     
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  2. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Whats next? Obvi you need to hit her up for a shag
     
  3. Karen_J

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  4. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    I read this as " My Mother is an Escort " which is a completely different thing
    Worse things happen mate !
     
  5. Nevets33

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    Worse things happen!
    You sure?
     
  6. Running Man

    Running Man Guardian

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    I'm sure I wouldn't be over the Moon to find out my Mum was in Escorts but consider this.
    Escort is hardly the most popular magazine in the country and I think you've just been unlucky that she's been recognised by somebody who knows you.
    Even if somebody else THINKS he may have recognised her, he will hopefully have the decency to keep his gob shut!!
    But,right now,I'm sure you must be rather pissed off,not to mention shocked!
     
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  7. morrow

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    Get over it! If she is fit enough to be in that mag, why not give her a "way to go Mum"

    Just cos she is your mum, don't mean she can't do what she wanted to do when she was younger, but looked after you!

    I bet you and your siblings have never done a step wrong!

    Get on with your life, and leave her to enjoy hers!

    Oh yeah, what a son shouldn't see? Stop looking for the mag then..
     
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  8. expanse

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    Yeah, if it makes your mom feel good, support her.
     
  9. Nevets33

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    Shocked is not the word!
    The guy that phoned me works on a building site and i have been told she is pinned up in the mess room alongside a bunch of page 3 girls! EMBARRASSING
     
  10. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Wow! Cool mom! Have you heard the phrase milf...they walk amongst us!
     
  11. deleted

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    If my mom was a Ford Escort, Id be embarrassed too..
     
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  12. Lady L

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    I too thought the thread title was "My mother is an escort".

    I wouldn't say anything either. I'm sure she'd be just as embarrassed as you if you mentioned it. We all have our little secrets.
     
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  13. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    My Mother the Car?


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    Hotwater
     
  14. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Do you mean support her literally?, as in to and from the walking frame when she has a client
     
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  15. S&L

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    Give me her # please and any possible web addresses!
     
  16. OldDude2

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    Dump the friend, you don't want friends like that.
    What your mother does? None of your business, up to her, She's an adult.
     
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  17. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    yeah, you can add me to the group who thought he was saying his mother is an escort. i thought i was coming here to make fun of a typo, and instead i have to make fun of his mom for being in the most obsolete form of porn since naked cave drawings.
     

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