My most embarassing story is....

Okay, I just had to start this thread because I need to get my most embarassing moment of my chest. If anyone else has an embarassing story, please tell! Here's mine:

Well, I'm in the marching band at my school, so I have to go to all the football games. Anyways, one week the game was cancelled due to rain, so they rescheduled it for Monday. My band director figured that most people would not be able to come, so he made it an optional game and we didn't have to wear our uniforms or anything, and we didn't have to perform our show. We'd just go as a pep band. ANYWAYS, at that football game I bought a t-shirt. It was just a plain white babydoll t-shirt with our school name and mascot on it. I put it on over my tank top, and it was kinda tight, but I figured it'd be okay. So, being the dork I am, I had to go to go up to everyone I knew, including the band director, and point at my shirt and say, "Look at my new shirt!" All in good fun, right? Well, I thought it was kind of odd that people were looking at me funny and just saying, "uh yeah, nice." Well, when I went home that night, I finally looked in a mirror and it was like, "WOAH! Major headlights! " Apparently I had sat through the whole game with my nipples majorly showing. *Hides head in shame* I'm never wearing that shirt again!

-the girl who has great aptitude to be a Hooters waitress.

 

Why do chicks go on about their most embarrassing moments?

 

why do weird guys stalk the womens issues forum?

 

I thought you had me on ignore... and agreed to stop bothering me.

I can back out of my own agreements, too, yo-yo knickers.

PHU-REEEEEEKKKK

STOP STALKING ME!

 

you're both posting off subject...
happy...that doesnt sound like a bad story im sure at least 75 percent of the people there enjoyed your enthusiasm...whether that was your intent or not

 

I have one:&


a few weeks ago this guy that i have a crush on (he comes into our office every now and then to do business) came into the office and that day i just happened to have started my period but i didnt realize it yet and on days that i dont have my period i usually dont wear underwear since its more comfortable. well i was standing with my back toward him and i was wearing a pair of tan pants and a little shirt and he walked past me and said 'goodbye' as he was leaving and out of the corner of my eye i noticed he was staring at my bum! so here i am thinking that he was checking out my ass when he really was checking out the HUGE blood stain on the back of my butt! yeah, another period story

 

Well as I said I grew up in the neighbourhood with Tom Green. Dude has NO sense of propriety or shame. I ended up with a serious HIGH tolerance for stuff people normally consider embarassing as a result.

 

Well...I think this was more embarrassing for the other person involved, but it involves him seeing my boobs so...


This happened when my oldest kid was a little baby and I lived with my in-laws, my Southern Baptist-definitely-not-hippie in-laws. My brother-in-law was staying there, too. He's uptight. He can't sleep if his shoes aren't lined up just right in his closet.

So, anyway, I was home alone with the baby and I accidentally fell asleep breastfeeding her in the livingroom. While we were sleeping she pulled my shirt up. Nothing too weird about that IMO, just a mama and a baby taking a nap. Well, Mr. Anal Retentive Brother-In-Law walked in and started stammering and yelling. The commotion woke me up. He ran out of the room yelling and wouldn't even be in the room with me for weeks because he was so embarrassed because he saw a boob.

I tried to tell him through the door that I wasn't freaked out, and I'd be more careful, and I was sorry, but he wouldn't even use the front door if he had to walk past me for at least a month.

WTF?

 

hmmm

got quite inebriated at the bar one time, had to pee really badly but I couldn't find the women's washroom. I did find the men's though.... it was empty when I went in and one guy was just starting to come in as I left, but man, I felt really stupid after that. Note to self - scope out where all the chicks washrooms are before having a drink, yeesh

 

My voice is quite feminine. Result of low testosterone and being born with a voice box that if autopsied would ID me as female. No joke. (Dude said "look on the bright side - same thing happened to Roy Orbison!)

I work with computers.

So I call up and get this really catty little snot who actually demeans my technical questions and asks me what color I'd like them in.

So I go meet this guy in person.

I roar up on a motorcycle and get off. (Wasn't the Harley then but still) I'm about 250lb of solid goateed meat. I could bench over 300lb, bearing down on 400, stand up with more than 500lb across my shoulders and deadlift 530. I could clean and jerk 95kg over my head. I could also crush a 280lb gripper in each hand.

"So where's Mitch?"

"Mitch?"

"Yeah, let me show him what color I want these computers again. But I wanna see him call me "ma'am" to my face."

Mitch ducked out the back door.

 

hahah I never said I was putting you on ignore...you said you were putting ME on ignore....
I only have one person on ignore and apparently I didn't use the feature right because his posts are showing up here! lol

 

Well I'm glad it undid itself, didn't realise you were still making catty comments.

Do you need to be reminded to get back on topic, and that you agreed to ignore me completely and I would return that favor?

 

Hey, I've gone into the men's restroom NOT drunk. My bladder's always been weak, so when I've got to go, I've got to go NOW. No waiting, or the dam's going to break. So if the women's room is occupied, you can bet I'm going into the men's. I always scope it out to make sure it's unoccupied first of course.

I've gotten some really odd looks for using the men's room but I could care less. When you've got to go, you've got to go.

 

Odd looks only cause we're just amazed you'd risk coming in.

It's not that we're like, shy or anything. Just that if a guy goes into a woman's washroom people think he's at best intruding and worst a potential rapist. The inverse, well, we're like "I guess she mustn't think we're rapists - but she's got an iron stomach to use those stalls...."

I once was on a cruise ship (don't ask) where I walked in to use the lav and saw an anxious woman standing there. She was just standing there, so I was about to ask politely what was going on until I heard her little boy obviously crapping out everything he'd ever eaten (er, as in I heard him call out for her complaining in a way that made it obvious). Seems he'd inadvertently ingested some water in Mexico and that had somewhat disagreed with him. She hadn't wanted to venture into the stall with him nor did she want to toss him into the bog and leave him there.

 

Here's something embarassing.

When I was 15 years old, I wanted my breasts to look bigger. So what did I do? You guessed it, I stuffed my bra. Boy did I look stacked! *giggles* Anyway, one day I was chatting with a guy that I had a crush on. He was 5 years older than me and one of those guys who were just too cool for their own good. You know the type. So I'm into this deep conversation with him and all of a sudden I notice that he's staring at my chest with this funny expression on his face. Well, I look down, and my "stuffing" was coming out of the top of my shirt. I excused myself out of the room and fled. Never spoke to him again.

 

You needn't have been embarrassed. The locker room discussion we'd had, we thought it endearing, cause we have body issues about similar things and can sympathise with the wanting to stuff.

 

OHH bloody hell hun thats nothing i have loads more - thats all part of the fun of becoming a woman. Showing your nipples of it good - at least you have them!!! i remember once when i was about your age i went out to a garden party,(in the summer) it was all going fine - i was chatting to a really really lovely looking bloke and all. Later someone decided to play water fight which was such a good laugh - i joined it and everything. About 30 mins after it finished i went to the toliet and looked in the mirror and surprise surprise my tits where on show - ohh and before the party i didnt bother wearing a bra because it was a nice halter neck top i was wearing and i didnt need a bra then. So yup EVERYONE at the party saw my boobs on show - when i got out the toilet i was so embaressed i wanted to go home but my mate made me say lol - i ended up with the nice bloke for 6 months lol

damn being female - better than being male though xxx

 

I was in a relationship once as a result of something "embarrassing" like that. Suffice it so say she was mortified at an unplanned show of undercarraige but it led to a relationship that was quite good for a while.

 

lol well i think thats good then

but you might be pissing around considering what other posts/thread you put i will never know LOL

 

No no straight up. Being honest here.