my moms coming over in about an hour

and like.. i wanna pretend i'm not home.

 

what are you guys gonna do?

 

i have no idea. we were supposed to go to my brothers.. but he's busy.

 

The funniest thing to do if its dark is to turn all the lights off and get everyone in the house to press their naked bottom against a window with a light outside of it. Then when they peer into the window to see if anybody is home, turn the light on and horrify them.

 

poor boog. i know you're dreading this.

i'm so glad my parents are six feet under. :tongue:

 

thats funny, it got me laughin

 

i wouldn't say it if they didn't deserve it.

 

damn that sucks. My mom showed up at my house in the middle of a smoking circle with 6 people. I freaked out and started loud whispering for everyone to shut the fuck up while trying not to cough my ass off.. the only reason we came out was coz her truck fell in the ditch in front of the house. Six severely stoned people came out the back door and my sister.. and we got he truck out between all of us. my sister dealt with her while we all went inside and smoked summore.. we laughed so hard.
I have actually left my house when my mom calls and says shes coming by. even if I could hide out in the house coz she's not allowed inside.

 

the woman is just really passive argesive with me. (i know i can't spell) she's probably gonna bring/give my kid all this crap i don't want her to have. and of course she's got to talk about meat.. in some shape or form, might even try to offer my kid a trip to mcdonalds like she did last time.. lucky my kid told her "gramma i don't eat dead animals!"

hide me.

 

How do you normally handle it when your mother tries to subversively try and control your life? What do you do? Are you aggressive aggressive, or do you stay calm? I'm curious.

 

i let her run her mouth.. then after she leaves i bitch about it. if my roommates or boyfriend are here.. she's gonna try and embarass me in front of them. the whole house is clean.. my kid is clean.. i'm clean. my roommmates love me.. my boyfriend is actually a decent guy (for once). she's got no chance, but she's do or say something about something anyways.
i'm nice.. too nice. i just let her be a bitch. i smile and nod. no point in saying anything or arguing with her.. she'll just turn it all around and make me feel worse. i'm not telling her anything.. she'll just look at me with that blank look that drives me crazy. :&

 

I thought so, you seem like that sort of person . I know what you mean about the "turning it around" thing. Some mothers are just waiting for a chance for us to slip so they can make us out to be the bad one. Its great that you don't let her get the chance.

 

I do that with my mom. just let her bitch and stare blankly at her, grunt, then walk away. it pisses her off to no end. Then again, thats mostly coz I'd hafta talk to her in spanish, and I just dont feel like it.
I cant wait till she too is six feet under. not to be mean, but goddamn!! ok, just a little.

 

i'm happy that she lives 2 hours away and can't just stop by any ol'time she wants.

 

haha We told my mom we moved an hour and a half away to the country where there is no public transportation. In reality, we moved 2 blocks away, and didnt tell her till about the 3rd month we were living there. she called my sister the other day that she had to go to a psychiatrist coz she is depressed now that we abandoned her.
Have you tried telling your mom she needs to chill? we told ours and she just ignored us. now she's alone with no friends and she wonders why she's alone. I hope that doesnt happen with yours.

 

it was weird.. but .. i think i may have "won"


:leaving: sorry had to do the leaving smilie

 

good for you. what happened?

 

all these little things..

her sister being with her was just weird.. they look soo much alike.

my two cousins.. but one i call my brother cus he's lived with my mom forever.

i didn't tell her anything.

showed them my art.

the house was damn clean.. see.. her house is yucky.. thats all i'm gonna say. uke:

hhmm.. yeah. i won..





arty: arty: arty: just cus i know everyone loves this smilie party

 

Ick. I want to hide sometimes when Daniel's parents come over, but they have keys to even the deadbolt (and we don't!), so they can get in if they want. Lucky for us, his mom is cool with pot. His dad, though...I think he expected we learned our lesson when the cops caught us.

 

is she the type of person who acts all nice when there are others around? my mom is. everyone thinks she's so nice. if only they knew what a hellion she is.