My mind bought a house...

...In the gutter.
Seriously, It's was renting for like the last few years, but it finally bought a house.
Yeah, Like every song I try to write is either about sex or fighting and then having sex. Same with my stories. Hmm...

 

ummmm, what?

 

yay hormones. go get some

 

My mind is stuck in the gutter.

 

you've got to dumb it down a bit here....... some of us are really intoxicated

 

oh yeah, I gotcha.... my mind is there now.....




I love gutters, especially ones in third world countries.

people poop right in 'em out in the street





'tis true



we've got it good here

 

That of which we do have it nice.
I just can't wait for it to get warmer so I can go venture into my backyard and at my grandpa's and play pretend

 

Make a porno....



the "accidentally" air it during some professional sports show. I'm sure you could find someone interested in being an accessory at the tv station.

 

whoa now..... big time jail bait.

 

it's called being so far into the gutter you are seeing glowing fish.

 

Haha, just wack it until you're 18.

 

even that might get ya popped

 

She can get in trouble for wacking it before she's 18?

 

for wacking it to herself, who is under 18



its a twisted society we live in

 

Haha, "Ms. Flannel, you are under arrest for statutory rape of...yourself"

 

those goofy bastards would probably put her in jail too, and it would be all over the news