MY lighter was in

MY bra, I went outside down stairs all over my room. tried to find that mother fucker for half hour

 

Hahaha I guess you were pretty high

 

yes I am

 

:rofl: pfft woulda been the first place I looked!

 

lol

 

dont you have like a bunch of lighters around?

 

hahaha... silly potheads... Before I went to sleep the other night, I tried to plug my book in... then I realized my phone was on the table where the book should have been.. took me a second to catch on

 

my father always answer the tv remote when the phone rings

 

no I only need one., my mom had two before so I took one, this was before I lost my green one then found it

 

A few nights ago my friend dipped his joint in hummus and tried to smoke the carrot.

 

I hate when I'm stoned and I go in another room for something and then when I get there I completely forget what it was I was looking for haha.

 

That happens to me all the time sober >_>

 

This is why smoking pot is good for you. You get all stoned, forget where you put your gizmo, and end up walking all over the place trying to find it. Good, healthy exercise. Keeps the blood pressure low.

 

yeah the other night i got high and bought a bottle of water even though i had a glass waiting for me at home. What the fuck kind of bullshit is that? Worked out well though.

 

LMAO, I didn't think women actually lost things there like our back pockets with car keys and wallets.

 

I guess I had to much in my hand so, I thought why not put it in my bra. lol

 

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............no. you fail.

 

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why in the world did you delete that Glen