My Leg Is Broken. hahaha

So, I have another tale of drunken idiocy/hilarity.

I had drank about 1/4gal of Tanqueray vodka the other day when I decided to pour myself another drink. So, I got the bottle out of the freezer and, just when I was about to pour my drink, I dropped the bottle and it shattered, wasting the last 1/4gal that was left in the bottle. The bottle belonged to my cousin and I felt absolutely horrible about breaking/wasting it. Because I felt so guilty, I basically begged my cousin to beat my ass so I would feel better about wasting his medicine(he's an alcoholic). He resisted, at first, because we're best friends and he didn't want to beat my ass, but I kept insisting that he do so and he eventually jumped on me and started pounding my face. haha I don't mind getting my ass stomped, when I deserve it, because I can take some punches and I definitely deserved it for having shattered his liquor bottle, so I didn't put up any sort of fight or resistance, but my leg somehow snapped right above my ankle when I fell to the ground during the barrage of punches. I felt better about having shattered his liquor bottle, but my leg was still hurting like a bitch. lol

This happened about a week ago and I thought my ankle was just sprained, at first. I couldn't walk on it at all though and it hadn't really started feeling better or anything, so I went to the hospital yesterday and they told me that there was actually a gap in between my bone where it had broken, and it wasn't even touching. From the sound of it, it's a pretty clean break and will not require any screws or pins or anything, so it's gravy. haha They only gave me 20 Vicodin 5's though, so that's not nearly enough to help the pain, unless I take at least 10 of them at a time, which is what I did a couple of hours ago. So now my leg isn't hurting TOO bad, but is still pretty annoying. I just wish 50mg of hydrocodone was enough to give me a decent buzz When I go to see the orthopedist in a few days, I'm gonna ask for something stronger.

 

It ain't living if you don't get some battle scars along the way.

 

lol
At least your conscious is clean right?

 

fuckin epic haha

 

True shit. Plus, it's a great conversation starter. lol

Me? There's a thin line between retardation and the "fuck it" attitude. lol

 

Lol, only you

 

Definitely. My cousin feels kinda guilty now though. I don't want him to feel bad about it, since I was the one who told him to beat the shit out of me. lol

 

Indeed....

Yes- and a razor sharp mind is needed to discern the difference!

 

Even with a razor sharp mind, a 1/4gal of vodka can leave the line a little blurred. lol Looking back on it though, I would've told him to beat my ass for breaking the bottle, even if I wasn't drunk. Liquor's expensive. haha

 

Man that sucks, broken bones are a pain in the rectum. But the only thing I really got from all this is that 50mg of hydros don't even give you a buzz... For serious? 50mg of hydro would have me chill as a mo fo.

 

haha It's true. A few years ago, 50mg of hydrocodone woudl've been a great buzz, but now....all it does is make me a little more talkative. It's better than nothing, but it's mostly just a disappointment.

 

Now that is some serious tolerance.

 

you should have video taped that shit

 

Ew. Who drinks Tanqueray other than gin?

 

hahaha I would have, if I'd thought about it. It would be a cool video for the lounge.

I didn't even know Tanqueray made a vodka, until a couple of weeks ago. Vodka is my favorite liquor; especially when mixed with a Sugar-Free Rockstar. I use 2-3 shots per glass, with a splash of Sugar-Free Rockstar, and it completely covers the liquor taste and just tastes like a regular energy drink. Fookin tasty:drool5:

I highly recommend it

 

Also, I guarantee that I could take 100mg of hydrocodone tomorrow and I wouldn't get even the slightest buzz. I've never been able to get a buzz from hydrocodone if I have used it 1-2 days beforehand. I took 25mg of hydrocodone one day, a couple of years ago, and I was feeling amazing and my entire body was buzzing, then I took 50mg the next day and got zero effects. I hate opiate tolerance

 

Your body is a little out of whack Brian, haha.

That's a funny story. I'd have to agree with Meli and say "only you". That'd of been hilarious to watch it go down.

"I broke your liquor bottle, beat the shit out of me"
"No."
"YOU HAVE TO, I broke the fucking liquor bottle!!!"
"......okay"

It'd of been funnier than that though.....

Did it hurt when it broke? Even being drunk it probably still hurt a lot...

 

hahaha Yes, my body is fukt, on so many levels. lol

It was funny, at the time, and it's still funny as fuck really. Yes, it hurt like a bitch even when I was drunk. My cousin and his girlfriend had to carry me to the couch. lol The poor dude feels like shit for contributing to my leg being broken, but I keep telling him "I told you to beat my ass, man, and I know you didn't want my leg to be broken. I'm not worried about it, so you shouldn't be worried about it. Shit happens". lol

 

Cheesus brian.
Funny though.

 

Okay, what day did you break your leg exactly?