My lazzy sperm cells just dont want to get a job

They just set around all day and wont get out and get a job . Some times they drink beer and watch t.v.

 

I hear they are hiring excape artists

 

Maybe try drinking something more healthy and go for a jog. How about a smoothie? Just blend your favorite fruits together and add some ice and yogurt.

 

Man who can't control his sperm cells?

Dude you should be ashamed of yourself.

 

I think all this sillyness started with a guys 24 yo daughter that would not go out and get a job . So I thought how young is too young , and sperm cells came to mind


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk"]Every Sperm is Sacred - YouTube

 

if they continue like this, no one will ever wan't to hire them...

 

Spank em.

 

I have a 3 yo grand sun , I will need to ask my daughter , but I dont believe he is looking for work . There are many jobs for 3 yo kids . I know only one job for a sperm cell .

 

mine has a plumbing job and occasionally it goes spelunking for eggs..

 

My sperm cells are never hanging around for very long. What's your problem?

 

I have been the victim of Sperm Cell Attacks too many times to count. They burrow themselves in my house and I have to run after them with tissues. Sometimes they hide, and just when I think I've evicted them all, a bunch will run out of my house when I get up to go to the bathroom.

Sperm cells don't need jobs, they need to be killed (for the next 2 years, anyway).

 

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