my landlord left a rent increase notice in my door

the coward left it stuck in the screen door even though i was here. okay, it's official. i'm toast. i'm gettin' squeezed between a rock and a hard spot and i can't take it any more!

 

sell drugs?


*shrugs*

 

that's not my area of expertise. :tongue:

 

start doing drugs.

 

they aren't free ya know.

 

shit ya, i forgot about that.

You could always pull of that scam where you pretend to be selling your house, and you collect a bunch of people first and lasts, and then flee the country.

its a popular scam here, grimey none the less.

 

how much of a rent increase?

 

it's not that much, and if i hadn't been laid off almost 5 months ago it wouldn't be such a big deal. but everytime i buy gas or groceries or anything else the prices are higher. and my electric bill went way up too. i didn't know how i was gonna put this month's rent together before this happened. i haven't been able to find anything but part-time jobs. i have four now. and i still can't afford the basics.

 

move into your 'rentals place.

 

you can come and live with me if ya want:H

 

I suggest you rent the 1990 Michael Keaton movie ‘Pacific Heights’ for some pointers on how to approach your Landlord


Hotwater

 

wherezat?

 

can't...they're six feet under.

 

i remember that movie...hmmm...

 

up in diana I mean up in indiana

 

Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sure it can't be that hard to find another place to live, with a few fewer square feet and a few dollars less on the rent, can it? Everyone loves to move!

 

Well If you really are interested you can always purchase madagascar hissing cockroaches online


Hotwater

 

ugh...i hate moving. besides, i'm in the cheapest place in town now. :tongue:

 

damn...too far by half. :tongue:

 

well ..... not anymore. kaaaaaaaa-ching.