My history

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by matieu, Apr 14, 2005.

  1. matieu

    matieu Member

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    This is my history of becoming a hippy


    One sunny day I was at the YMCA...I was 4 years old and I was outside walking around in the feilds. I soon spoted a group of 1 women and 2 dudes. I noticed they were in a circle. I walked up and asked what they were doing.One of the dudes said Meditating. At the time I didn't know what they were talking about so I asked. The women said sit down and we'll show you.The man gave me someting and said put in and your mouth...(My first reefer!!!) after meditating we all told our names and talked about the enviroment, politics, music, ect. Then I had to leave but asked if we would met again they said "yeah we'll met tomorow" So the next day we meditated then I asked who they were they told me they were hippies. So I asked if I was one. They told me if I wanted to be one they would teach me. I said ok...we talked for over 2 hours. But then I had to leave.
    When my parents came to pick me up they noticed something different. They asked what was wrong and I said nothing I'm just a hippy...my dad wasn't happy at all. I still contined to talk and meditate with my new group but we decieded to meet at a new location because by that time I was 7 years old. We met in a state park that was a few miles away so that we could walk there.

    I think that was enough of my history I might write more...
     
  2. akunasaka24

    akunasaka24 Member

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    awesome dude
     
  3. buxillafion

    buxillafion secretary of pizza

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    When you were four? Thats super illeagle.
     
  4. water_dreamer

    water_dreamer I

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    what the fuck is wrong with your parents for letting you wander around alone when you were four? this is either a bullshit story or you're surrounded by a bunch of fuck ups.
    and whats wrong with that guy that gave you the smokey smokey?
     
  5. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    Wow, that story is totally inspirational and not at all creepy or illegal.
     
  6. canadian_boy

    canadian_boy Brohn Zmith

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    well that is great
     
  7. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    bulllllllll-la-la-la-la-la-la-SHITE!!!!!!
     
  8. UXnIHAOnUXbmUXn

    UXnIHAOnUXbmUXn Member

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    i became a hippy when god raped me up the ass with a shovel.

    and i have pictures to PROVE it.
     
  9. Bumblekin

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    OH! I know what movie this is from.. its about the boy, you know the one Im talking about? In other words Im trying to tell you this is a poor attempt at poserism
     
  10. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    SAME! :D

    :eek:
     
  11. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    ahah hippies suck/rock. same deal :D
     
  12. Bumblekin

    Bumblekin Member

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    oh thats an uninvigorating thought
     
  13. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    hahahaha....*sigh*
     
  14. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    I just love Katie :D
     
  15. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    that was amazingly funny :D
     
  16. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

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    want to hear how i became a hippy?
     
  17. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    I was born with a joint in my right hand
     
  18. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    yes
     
  19. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    HAHAHAHA
     
  20. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

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    yeah with me this happened:


    when i was in the womb, i saw these guys sitting in a circle next to me. as it had been about 8 months and we hadn't spoken, i went over there. they gave me a joint. i asked them what they were and they said a lot of crap but eventually agreed hippy. so then they started to teach me the ways of drugs, rock'n'roll and unprotected sex! by the time i was born i was smoking 3 a day and i'd had more sex than hot meals.

    the end.
     
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