My Guitar

Tastes very similar to vanilla scented lip gloss...

Heehee, I couldn't control myself, honest, the urge was too strong. If you couldn't tell, my emotions/affections are not easily held back.

Now everybody knows why boys don't like me... I lick wood!

One of many reasons...

 

I lick wood!


If anything I think that would make them like you more

 

You would think...

 

Hey... you're not the only one. I used to chew on the headstock of an old Fender Strat that I had. This isn't from chewing, though. It's just from age.

 

What exactly does a fender stratocaster taste like? I'm thinking of getting one.

 

Hard Rock Maple... the neck anyway ... it's rather light tasting... like a white wine. Rosewood tastes kind of bitter... in case you're getting one with a rosewood fretboard... the paint (the dust anyway) has one of the best scents in the world. They ought to make air fresheners scented nitro and poly. It's undescribable. I used to love having to wake up at 7 and go to the guitar shop that I worked at as a tech for about three months on the weekends... just so I could smell those guitars. East Indian Rosewood is the best scent on the planet.

 

Jagger tastes like...hmm...I don't know let me check.

*time passes*

Rough and woody. Just how I like 'em.

I'm thinking about changing Jag's name. It doesn't personify him as well anymore.

 

You named your guitar Jagger! I love that name!

Let's all think of a new name for him, if you don't like this one. First, you gotta tell us about him. Gotta find a name that's fitting.

Is he sensitive? - Pierre
Is he witty? - Dylan, Darren, Derek
Is he cool? - Keith

Is he gorgeous... Oliver! Oh, wait, you can't have that one, it's taken.

 

Thellonius - Is he a raging metrosexual?

 

Name him... "Booty".

 

Pootie tang?

 

Um...I think I'll pass on Booty. Put Pootie Tang is tempting.

Well, he's shy. But damn is he beautiful. A little rough around the edges, and he's missing a tuning peg. He's deep and earthy on the inside. And damn is he beautiful. Hmmm...He gets made fun of a lot by Oz.

Nader has 18, 219 votes! Score!

 

Who left me the rep point from this thread? That was so sweet...

 

Anyways, Krystin, I kinda like Dylan for your guitar name...

 

i..i think my guitar's a chick!

hmmmm............ i'll pass on pootie tang tho...

haha oh no ya don't kristin...i'll take care of any dylan names..

 

I kind of want to rename him after Barriemore Barlow for some bizarre reason.














































Isaac! That's it!

 

Ooo... I like it.

 

No pootie tang?

 

Sorry, George. No Pootie Tang.

That reminds me of that one That 70s Show episode where Kitty says to Eric and Hyde in the morning,"But growing boys need Tang!"

 

Blackie said that once.