My guitar just had an orgasm.

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by lover/young_peace, Jan 13, 2005.

  1. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    I had one right with it.



    Ahahaha... :D So FUCK all of you. Cunts. :D
     
  2. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    hey mine had one yesterday. yay for orgasms:D
     
  3. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    I don't know what my guitar's been up to but right now it's sitting in a corner smoking a ciggarette and looking very pleased with itself.
     
  4. FemmeFatale

    FemmeFatale Member

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    My guitar hasn't been pleasured in so long. :(
    I bet it feels lonesome. Poor little Jagger...
     
  5. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    my guitas gets multipule orgasms every day, and they still cry for more. :D
     
  6. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    What about mine haha...

    I'm playing some acoustic slide right now... :p I just got my new robert johnson brass slide yesterday.
     
  7. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    my guitar sits behind the door. she's yet to be pleased :(


    shes get mad because i tease her a lot, but never enough for her to orgasm :(
     
  8. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    If my guitar was a woman, there'd be 634 babies running around. I am that damn good.
     
  9. MBintheOC

    MBintheOC We're all mad here..

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    I may have 1 2, but 4 an entirely different reason...;)
     
  10. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I have four guitars to please here... then I have a Martin Backpacker and a fender telecaster at my grandmother's house... :p
     
  11. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    I don't even want to know how those two are getting their urges quenched... :(
     
  12. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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