My Girlfriend Want Me To.....

Rub honey and cream cheese all over her body and lick it off slowly. What should I do?? What if I enjoy it?? Does this make me a prevert?? Help!

 

Get off the internet and do it!!!!!!

 

Cream Cheese?????

 

That sounds hot.... go for it. I'd do it. Of course, my standards of what a "pervert" is are very lax.

 

Yes, cream cheese. Tell me, is this normal?? Are we just crazy sex crazed college kids or what??

 

Your a crazy pervert.... But cream cheese does sound deliciousness.

 

Honey, sure, that sounds pretty hot and would taste good too.
Cream Cheese? That's nasty, my friend....tell her you'll compromise and go with just the honey, and that she's a bad person for suggesting cream cheese.

 

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.......Yeah, I mean of all the things to suggest, why would she suggest Cream Cheese? Maybe it's not yourself that you should question but that pervert girlfriend of yours.

 

she is a dirty bitch, one of those girls that will try almost anything once. I worry sometimes if I can keep up with her crazy ass. You know the other night, she came home with a blow torch and a chia pet? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! I mean geeesss....

 

The lil head chia pets....The man head with the hair that grows out.

 

Oooohhhh, yea...I got one of those.

 

Was it the one your girlfriend brought home, I wouldn't put too much attention in trying to grow your chia out, she probably plans to blow torch it....

 

yea sometimes I think she may be a pyromaniac.

 

She likes to melt stuff? What do you do?

 

Let her,

 

tell her you prefer jam

 

Cream cheese and sex go together like ... idk cream cheese is gross though.

 

You're not crazy! Well if you are, then I guess my husband and I are too.

My hubby and I have smeared honey, chocolate pudding, whipped cream, peanut butter, ice cream, caramel dip, and...well not all at once of course, but those are different things we've used. It's fun!

So I say do it!

 

Why not use cream in a can? Must taste better than cream cheese.

 

All thats left for you is to try..... well... CREAM CHEESE!!! Let us know how it goes.