My ex-girlfriend

Says I made her into The Virgin. And she wanted to be The Whore.

How do you girls feel about this need for objectification?

 

im not sure how i feel about objectification, but i'd say her telling you you made her virginal when she wanted to whore around is probably not complimentary towards you two's sexual relationship.

 

You didn't get it: she didn't say that she wanted to be with someone else. She said she wanted me to make her feel like more of a sexual object, rather than an object of tender affection. Know what I mean?

And, oh, our sex life became non-existent toward the end. I lost all appetite for her.

 

pfft. i say, one night i'm the virgin, the next night i'm the whore, and then we'll trade or not. sometimes i want to be objectified because being held up on high makes me uncomfortable. and then we just love. you ever ACTUALLY listen to that Bitch song? really? i know, it's lame, but it's me.

 

No. Who is it by?

There is a little conundrum there.

Situation: I'm being a total cocktard caveman and really aggressive toward someone. What does she do?

Another situation, I'm appeasing a woman with hypocritical conversation while conveying sexual energy some other way.

She opens her legs and tells me go. But that's because that's her way of dismissing me as a horny cocktard who's only good for one thing. So I don't go.

Then what do we do? If she goes back to the hypocritical conversation we both lose. If I fuck her, we both lose.

I'm either the Virgin or the Whore UNLESS I can get her to acknowledge both sides of my personality. How?

 

whos your ex rosie palm or one her five sisters?

 

So basically she wanted you to treat her like The Virgin Harlot

Well that asking too much



Hotwater

 

One of her sisters. The blonde.

 

sweet

 

the song lyrics, really, i know it was hugely popular and kind of annoying. i've tried to avoid the bitch part, but i have my days. at elast i understand that part and don't expect it to be respected or hallowed:

hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to see
The softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one
Chorus:
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean
You'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today won't mean a thing

Chorus

Just when you think, you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me

Chorus

I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

 

oh no you did `n girl friend

 

Oh yeah! I know that song!


I always hated it! lol.

But I never paid close attention to the lyrics. I go for the melodic first, you know.

But, yeah, it's an apt description of you. Nothing wrong with that at all.

 

i know, right? *cringes* but it's right. then there's dave's song for me, equally lame "always a woman to me."

 

Meredith Brooks is tres hawt.

 

i always tried to not be as erratic and crazy as that song. apparently it's against my nature. can't help it.

 

is she? i assumed she was ugly.

 

Sweetheat, don't try anything. You're just fine.

P.S. You know, actually there was this one time I fucked my ex-girlfriend REALLY hard just after we broke up. I came on her and left. I also had fucked another girl the night before.

But her problem is, she never gave me enough credit.

 

loads of people do that. and that revenge fuck is rad beyond belief. hahahha. catharsis.

 

EXACTLY. Sex as an act of aggression. My specialty (not really).

AND, it was better than even our first week.

Additionally, both girls knew I was two-timing them and they kept doing anything for me. Weird.

I got 'em doing the triangular thing, they were all fucking me with no condoms while knowing about the other girl.

Wild period of my life.

 

wow! amazing. i'm a mercy fucker. i was never really treated bad. i always was honest and didn't feel too bad when they were honest, too. i'm a lover. probably because i was never emotionally shat upon.