my dog haha!

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by neongreen, Jan 31, 2006.

  1. neongreen

    neongreen Member

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    man im geting my dog stoned its so funny she cant decide which direction to go left or right?
     
  2. KoNe

    KoNe Member

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    Lol Try throwing the ball to it, but fake it and hide it behind your back. Dogs are funny man. Dont give him hash though, my friends dog Ko'd for a day or two with its legs spread lol. WE got a fly stoned but it couldnt fly. Cats are funny too man.
     
  3. nenni

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    How do you get your dog stoned? I don't think that's such a cool idea if you're forcing any animal drugs, even if it is just weed.... I mean, if the dog wants to walk into the room and get high, then cool, but don't make it breathe smoke, ya know? Maybe that's just me.
     
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    I've heard people talk about getting a fly stoned, but I've never done it. Do you just blow onto where it's landed, or with a jar?
     
  5. GratefulFloyd

    GratefulFloyd Nowhere to fly to

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    The first time you blow it in their face they're sorta hesitant, it is smoke. Its just like any first timer who takes a giant hit and says "Awww fuck... I can't handle that I think I'm gonna die." Now, my dog smells the reefer and his tail's wagging and he's jumping in the air. Same with my kitty, except he just sneaks in the room while we're doing it then sprints out when we're done.

    One time my dog went crazy and pissed all over the garage, though. So, we cut him off. :D
     
  6. KoNe

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    Ma mate caught it in a glass and we were having spots and blew the smoke into that glass. They fly was thre for 10 mins.
     
  7. GratefulFloyd

    GratefulFloyd Nowhere to fly to

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    That's probably like a thousand e-bombs to a fly.
     
  8. neongreen

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    i got a fly that was lieing on the gorund moving its legs stoned when he was stoned he just moved his legs slower
     
  9. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    One time my friends dog ate half my weed off a table.
     
  10. meangreen

    meangreen Senior Member

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    Anyone whom gets a pet high needs knocked into next week.
     
  11. RELAYER

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    well this dog just ate the weed and i was paying enough attention.
     
  12. NukeMoose

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    fixed. :sunglasse

    Yes it is.
     
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  13. Radiohead

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    ha everytime i puff in my friends basement we have to watch out for his cats who are total nugget fiends and will eat your baggie if you leave it out for too long. They get smoked up occasionally

    mine are clean tho.
     
  14. omnip0d

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    hahaha oh man me and my friend always get his cat high, if you don't blow any hits in his ear he starts meowing at you and gets all pissed. it's so great though, when he's high he doesn't even act like a normal cat, he walks around with his knees bent and stuff it's trippy. and when he lays down in your lap he gets in the WEIRDEST positions like one time he fell asleep with his face planted in my belly and his arms around me!
     
  15. GratefulFloyd

    GratefulFloyd Nowhere to fly to

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    Hehe... my cat did this weird thing with his mouth for like half an hour. Where it was like, half open, and it looked like he was about to meow, but he never did.

    It started to creep me out so I gave him some food so he'd stop looking at me.
     
  16. NukeMoose

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    I used to get my half blind, half deaf and fully retarded dog high. He would be flopping all over the place barking and running into things....then a few puffs later he'd just mellow out and have a blank stare. I swear he needed medical marijuana, poor thing.
     
  17. KoNe

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    Its weird animals are like people, they all react to weed differently, i wonder what happens if u give 'em acid!
     
  18. neongreen

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    ahhahahahah that post made my day my dog would probably die if i gave her acid
     
  19. WhisperingWoods

    WhisperingWoods too far gone

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    My cat always wants in on my toke sessions.. he waits outside the bathroom until I'm done and then runs off. Maybe I'll allow him to join me next time. theres just one problem with this little plan. cat would smell like smoke and jump into my parents bed eventually, kind of fucking things up. Oh well.. keep him in my room for the night I guess.
     

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