My Delicate Ass....

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  1. Donald Bill

    Donald Bill Members

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    Hey Glen, imho gaming chairs are glorified versions of office chairs. Only worse. I kid you not. If you are looking for a chair that's much hype and show, a gaming chair will do. But as far as that "Ass Bliss" (lol) you're in search of is concerned, none can deliver it for you like a good office chair. I'm not taking anything away from gaming chairs - the very best of them are great, but for the money you would be putting in, chances are you're more likely to find a better office chair for that amount.

    Put another way, office chairs are hands down much better value for money compared to gaming chairs. They are actually not that blah if you manage to find a good one (see examples here) although that will mean dropping some good coin on one.

    For someone who sits for hours on end on the computer, I made a conscious decision to extend my life expectancy by investing in a good office chair that pampers my spine (and promises some ass bliss :smiley: ). This particular lifetime is sweet if you ask me, and I wouldn't want to check out earlier than envisioned tbh. That said, I'd say this is one of the best personal investments I have made for moi.

    I spend a stupid amount of time in bed, so I invested in a decent mattress. I spend a stupid amount of time at my desk, so I invested in a decent chair (a steelcase gesture). I hope to have my chair for a decade (or two) and hopefully it will still be performing as it is now :tongueout:
     
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  2. Donald Bill

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    Reminds me of one of my best movies, Burn After Reading :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
     
  3. GLENGLEN

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    TESTING....TESTING....TESTING...Ahhhhhhh....Bliss....:yum:.....Well Folks The Search Is Officially Over.....

    .A Few Minutes Ago I Bought My "Delicate Ass" A "Professional Gamer Racer Chair".......And Boy

    What A Contrast To The 1900 Antique Chair I Have Used Here For Years......Looks A Bit Strange Next

    To The Antique Desk But I Really Don't Give A "Rats Ass".......It Is Just So "Comfy" I Can

    Visualise Myself Spending A Lot More Hours Here On HF's.......I Bet That Makes You

    Delirious With Joy........ :p ........... (or perhaps not)...... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  5. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Site Can't Provide A Secure Connection......:disappointed:



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  6. Asmodean

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    I can imagine the contrast with that former chair :p Congrats with your latest investment!
     
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  7. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Would the shortened name of a dunny trike be a dike? ;)
     
  8. wilsjane

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    Now you will have plenty of time to get that antique chair restored and reupholstered.
    After that it will probably be more comfortable than the new one and will DEFINITELY outlast it.
     
  9. Asmodean

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    Just like Glen will probably outlast most of us :p
     
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  10. GLENGLEN

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    The Desk And Chair Are Dated 1900.......They Didn't Spend Countless Hours Sitting On Their

    "Asses"In Front Of A Screen Back Then So Comfort Wasn't A Priority....Different Story In Today's World....:smile:



    Cheers Glen..
     
  11. wilsjane

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    When my late mother started work in 1916, she sat at her desk for 60 hours a week (for a weekly pay packet of twelve and a half pence)
    A few years later the first modern chairs were introduced, the type with a circular base and 3 wheels. Everyone thought that it was great fun to propel the person sitting next to them across the office. It came to an abrupt halt when one of the girls went through a glass partition. LOL.

    My comment about the life expectancy of these fancy and highly expensive computer chairs was based on seeing piles of them at the local dump where the tubular steel welds have fallen apart. Some of them only look a few weeks old.

    So.... Get your old chair renovated and you will be sitting on it for the next 119 years. :yum::yum::yum:
     
  12. Boozercruiser

    Boozercruiser Kenny Lifetime Supporter

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    I am still following your Delicate Ass Glen.
    But as it seems to be sagging a bit at the moment.
    I bumped it up. :grin:
     
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  13. Vanilla Gorilla

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    So will Chlamydia ;)
     
  14. Irminsul

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  15. Asmodean

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    Yups, and whatever else Glen carries :D
     
  16. Boozercruiser

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    That's a very interesting chair Irm. :grinning:
    Do you know where I can buy one?
     
  17. GLENGLEN

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    Well...Tit's Now 20th Of August And I'm Ecstatic In Being Able To Report Back To You On The "State Of My Ass".......

    It's A Very "Happy Ass"......I Chose Well.....And I Added The Optional Lumber Support And Neck

    Cushion Kit.....So Peeps To Summarize.......GLEN's Ass Is A Happy Ass......GLEN's Lumber

    Is A Happy Lumber.....But As For The Neck Cushion......Well It Goes Without Saying......Nothing Could

    Ease The Fact That GLEN Is Still A "Pain In The Neck"....... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  18. Tyrsonswood

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    Glen has lumber in his ass?


    The word you are searching for is lumbar...

    Lumber is something else entirely. So get that board outta ur ass...
     
  19. Asmodean

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    There's a log in there probably. Doesn't that count as lumber?

    Timbeeeer!!
     
  20. bft4evr

    bft4evr Senior Member

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    So what does the new chair look like? All this talk and no pic.
     

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