There was once a purple house with purple shutters and purple lawn ornaments across the street from a gynecologist in a town that I used to live in.
My first crush used to wear the same purple T-shirt everyday. I had a suspicion that she had a wardrobe consisting of nothing but purple T-shirts, much like Doug had a wardrobe full of "green vests".
If Memory Serves Me Well, Jesus Wore A Coat Of Many Colours, It Says Nothing In The Bible About Him Having A Wardrobe Full Of T-Shirts..... Cheers Glen.
I'm pretty sure the bible guy with the fabulous wardrobe was someone else. I remember because some icky soap star was in the musical. My friend is a purple person. Only purple has such a devoted fanclub. I'm an orange person.