My cat has no pot.

My cat has no pot, this also means neither do I. My cat cannot sleep well without his pot and now neither will I.

 

Well apparantly the cat needs to get in touch with his dealer and re-up.

 

But he has no gas money, so he can not take my van.

 

poor jr. and poor you. guess that means you will have to stay up late and chat with me huh?

 

Your half right.

 

geez thanks a lot.

 

No cat nip either...sad, very sad.

 

i just got home , and left my phone over where i was .....so i can smoke a joint , but when rosalyn sanchez calls tonite , wanting to make me her love slave , and whisk me away to ponce in her private jet [so we can do drugs at her mansion ] .....i wont answer ....ill be smoking a joint without my phone .

 

ur one up....id rather smoke than fuck

 

It depends...

 

i dont even want to express a preference , cause anything i want , i never get . so fuck you rosalyn sanchez ....i was never going to put that dog collar on and lick yer pussy .....i wanna stay home and do laundry ...

 

my cat has a whole can of catnip. and I have a bowl of some pot I might smoke. so its all good. but it dose suck to be you and your cat

 

OMG I'm so sorry and you know I would do anything for Mr Mittens!!!!!
Let us know if you need us to steal a small plane and then drop off a Lb on your house!

 

riley the chiwawa needs an ounce of powdered dilaudid and a sheet of acid ...send in the choppers ...

 

Mr Mittens is fine he is sleeping. and has lots of catnip.