My butt hurts.

And not for the reasons it usually does.







It's so much worse in person.

*sigh* I shoulda made him that potpie the first time.

 

OOOH my god that looks painful!

 

nice bathroom

 

Did you get spanked by sasquatch?

 

I'd still eat that ass...

 

Actually, I fell down a flight of stairs.

But only on my left buttcheek.

 

What made you fall?

 

Why does everyone think I need a reason to fall?

These things just happen.

 

feel better ??

 

Admitting you were drunk or suffer from vertigo isn’t the end of the world


Hotwater

 

I wasn't, though. *sigh* That's what makes it ten times worse.

 

Oh well, nice ass anyway


Hotwater

 

All this confusion over a contusion.

.

 

holy crap ! that looks painful

 

dude, i thought it was a tattoo. and i was going to say, hope you didn't pay for that. then i realized it was a bruise. OUCH!!!

 

Dayum girl ! Nice butt

 

Now this is a perfect example of how threads should be.

Threads mean nothing without pics.

 

If you showed me that bruise, I would slap it as hard as I could. Just for fun

 

Hahaha, I had a bruise on my ass like that, too! But it wasn't QUITE that dark. But I slipped and fell down every fucking step on our porch one morning after it rained. I had like 3 bruises on my ass and 4 on my back. I limped around like a gimp for awhile.

 

Ferrealz. I just wish moar HOT bitches would follow my lead.

I shaved my beav into an arrow pointing down just a bit ago.

I've already posted tits and ass today, I might as well show off the clam, too.

Bahahah.