My buddy is pimpin' it out @ OKCupid

hey baby

 

o hai *blushes*

 

the chick i hooked up with a couple weeks was from okcupid. it's a cool site. i like the tests.

 

tests? like if there is a girl who is into strong burly men, do I have to lift a tree over my head or something crazy?

 

no, silly. like fun questionnaire kinda tests. like... which buffy character are you? or what's your relationship style? the how kinky are you test... etc. etc. they're pretty fun.

 

how much anal play is right for you test

 

I have an okcupid account.....

 

It's weird though, because everything is personality-based.

So you don't have any of the usual criteria available: for example, they don't have a "what are you looking for?" section, or a "basic information" section (employment, religion, etc.).

I'm thoroughly disconcerted. Especially since I refuse to explain much about myself.

 

Any "luck" ?

 

...I think I'm about to hit up okcupid.

This may be a buncha shenanigans.

 

I feel like I've seen that one. And I've also been using okcupid. It's fun. Nothing majorly successful... actually I had one epic fail and another amicable fail but it's still fun. And yeah the tests are totally like crack.

 

I don't know. Maybe I am old fashioned, but I just can't imagine meeting someone online knowing that the only reason you're meeting them is so you can possibly hook up/fall in love/whatever. I'd rather those things just happen, not go looking for them.
then again, i'm always the odd one out...

 

oh don't worry that still happens too.

 

Bah. You're not desperate enough for me.

 

lol. it's the youth.

 

i have no opinion on okcupid. i just find it funny that toolmaggot is attracted to huge fags.

 

I know, right? I quit my okcupid account after two days just because chicks there are always acting too cool and independent (as in IRL).

 

Huge fine ass fags.

Om nom.

F'realz, if I were to post pictures of all of my conquests, you'd see a definite trend.

 

Speaking of conquests. And OKCupid.

...You can see where this is going. Oh, the lulz. Kid's all about me, though. Shit's weird. I woke up this morning and was like, "Hmmm, yep. I'll just be heading out nao" and tried to flee. Dude was like, "OMGZ NO STAY AND HANG OUT YR SOOOO COOL!1!"

By the time I finally GTFO'd, it was like, three o' clock. o_o And he wants to hang out tonight and shit, too.

What a life.