my best friend wants to beat up a guy!how can i stop this?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by marysoul, Jan 21, 2009.

  1. marysoul

    marysoul Member

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    he moved to new jersey so i cant break up any fights.whats the best way to pursuade him not to beat the guy up?
     
  2. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    blow job
     
  3. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Show him your boobs.
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    distract him with sex.


    although if he's in jersey and you're on the moon, that's probably out. so you just have to let him show everybody how big his balls are and hope that he gets his ass kicked for it.



    as an aside, "beat up" was slang for "have sex with" where i used to work, so every time i see something like this posted, i have to laugh to myself a little.
     
  5. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    let him do what he wants to do.
     
  6. lode

    lode Banned

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    Fightings good for a young man. Stop being a cockfight block.
     
  7. marysoul

    marysoul Member

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    :rolleyes:
     
  8. Kinky Ramona

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    And also...show him your boobs.
     
  9. marysoul

    marysoul Member

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    lode Banned

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    Why do you feel you have to intercede?

    Why does he feel he has to fight? Maybe he has a good reason.

    If not, it's just thugs bawlin, and it happens all the time.
     
  11. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

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    Yeah. Sometimes you just have to let things take their course. It doesn't sound like you really have much opportunity to stop this, so this may be one of those situations.
     
  12. marysoul

    marysoul Member

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    he says he's tired of that crazy shithead! he can do what he wants i guess i just dont really think its nessecary since he's not threatened.
    He has a bunch of friends to beat up the guy too.7 to 1 dosn't seem fair.

    T:confused:he worlds not fair, but he's usually peaceful
     
  13. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

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    don't try to stop it, it's not like they are gonna listen to u anyways
     
  14. marysoul

    marysoul Member

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    fuck them.it was their choice to fight.
     
  15. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    hahahahaha!

    total pussy...
     
  16. PeaceAndRasta

    PeaceAndRasta Senior Member

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    fight! fight! fight!

    i love fighting or boxing, but only for the sport!!
     
  17. marysoul

    marysoul Member

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    i hate stabbing, i hope nobody gets stabbed, even if they're being a total ass, wouldn't you hate finding your baby lying dead in the road in a pool of blood?It's a terrible thing, i dont ever want to see it again.:peace:that is why i wanted to stop the fight.
     
  18. CaptainLS

    CaptainLS Banned

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    Show me your tits and he won't fight. Garunteed
     
  19. ToFunToDie

    ToFunToDie Senior Member

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    Ok time for me to spit my knowledge. Easy this is simple, Do not stop him... Let him go and either beat the shit out of the guy or get his face fucked up. Either outcome is a good thing. If he wins well then he is a bad ass and he will think he penis is bigger than the others guys I dont know how that makes any sense. Or he will lose and well then he wont be stupid and fight anyone for a little bit because he will die a little inside because he will think he is a pansy ass bitch that sucks at fighting and isn't strong enough or doesn't have enough agility to be a bad ass. Then he will work on his skills get better and next fight he will win.
    See it is simple.:)
     
  20. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    i had to convince my brother not to fuck a guy up the other day. the guy kicked in the door and stole a large quantity of ganj from him, my dad somehow sneakily got it back, it's a long story. anyway, i basically just told him to take the high road. being cold and aloof toward someone and just showing disapproval is generally much more effective than kicking someone's ass, and it doesn't provoke further aggression.

    why does he want to fight him anyway? if he has no good reason just tell him he's a fucking moron. that should do it.
     

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