My Anthem

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  1. wutthe4k

    wutthe4k Mr. Mojo Risin'

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    "Marijuana" by Phish

    Well once upon a time in 1776,
    Thomas Jefferson signed his name on a piece of marijuana,
    and this document was a symbol of freedom and of liberty,
    at least for the rich, white gentry.

    As time marched along,
    this plant that I refer to has been used for everything,
    from medicine to the American flag.
    And now it seems to me
    that somewhere along the way,
    things got messed up, yeah, messed up.

    Oh marijuana.
    A gift of God to my brothers and me.
    Oh marijuana
    Now the government wants to test me when I pee.

    Well some say a conspiracy
    of the petro-chemical and pulp-paper industries combined
    ha to kill the compitition.
    Government hysteria,monopoly and conflict of interest,
    with total impunity.

    Yeah, so, if you don’t buy the conspiracy,
    just look at the reality
    that your tax dollars go
    to spray poison on the fields of a farmer in South America.
    And as an added bonus,
    your neighbor might be the proud recipions of that poison weed.


    Oh marijuana
    now the government wants to test me when I pee.
    Oh marijuana
    a gift of god to my brothers and me.
    Oh marijuana
    you cant legislate your own morality.
    Oh marijuana
    the government wants to test me when I pee

    Reefer madness, chronic sadness,
    what is the half-life of bad propaganda?
    Policies fail, denied bail,
    you made him a demon now pay for his trip to prison.
    Hired to promote the status quo,
    but what is the shelf life of bad legislation.
    The hypocrite smirks, it’s a moral disgrace
    as he reads from a law that was written
    about the same time that he had
    his last original thought.

    Well the men said he was dying,
    and the nausea and the pain left him wasting away
    and unable to keep a meal down.
    So he tried everything a prescription could obtain
    but to no avail.
    The side effects were worse than the pain.
    So now he breaks the law
    to use the one thing that seems to help him out.
    And the people say, Oh he's just getting’ high.
    But not to change the subject but,
    didn’t you ever wonder why getting’ high’s a crime,
    yeah a crime.

    Oh marijuana, a gift to god to my brothers and me.
    Oh marijuana, now the government wants to test me when I pee.
    Oh marijuana, the government wants to test me when I pee.
     
  2. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
    Always been there, always been there.
    Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
    Always been there, always been there.
    Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
    Always been there, always been there.
    Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
    Always been there, always been there.

    We're smokin' that Danger Girl.
    We're smokin' that Gen 13.
    Bong's called Yoda, man,
    and Yoda can't STAND a bag filled with stems and seeds.
    Yo, I can't stand no ecstacy.
    Cocaine made a mess of me.
    Beer and booze are now things that I use to do.
    Don't misconstrue, I'm still abusin' weed.
    Some kids like to get fucked up,
    actin' black by rollin' them blunts.
    I got a one hitter called Margot Kidder
    and I only need to hit that shit once
    'cause I ain't made of nickels and dimes.
    Fat kind make me tickled inside.
    Say no to cuttin' up lines,
    that's one-point-twenty-one jiggawatt jive.
    And I ain't no Nancy Reagan,
    just sayin' kinda take it slow.
    Say yeah to the jazz cigarette,
    say nil to the thrills of pills and blow.
    Teen years about gettin' beat down,
    and your twenties 'bout smokin' them pounds.
    Stick around for the sticky amounts,
    flick a Bic 'til your stuck to the couch.
    I'm the sativa cyborg,
    I smell that shit like a wine cork.
    I hope they never legalize,
    then High Times won't have anything to fight for.
    I used to smoke with kids at shows,
    but I stopped 'cause they all had colds,
    but I got Emergen-C and a bag of Coldeeze
    and mad trees so let's all get stoned!

    Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
    Always been there, always been there.
    Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
    Always been there, always been there.
    Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
    Always been there, always been there.
    Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
    Always been there, always been there.


    After a show, you're a friend of mind,
    handshake with a prize inside.
    These are Batman Begins hallucinagens.
    These whammies are weaponized.
    LSD and shrooms, I tried them,
    was a time when I wouldn't deny them.
    All you need is one trip where you lose your shit,
    kiss goodbye to the sky with diamonds;
    but I keep coming back like it's Atkins fat
    'cause the weed's like crack cocaine,
    but the risk you take is just getting baked,
    you're surely gonna see the next day.
    They say we fund Al Qaeda.
    Sounds like the government's jealous.
    Let's get the enemy stoned,
    bring our ninjas home - to hell with Christian zealots,
    'cause all we need is some weed and a laid back beat,
    black lights if you stereotype,
    couple bean bag chairs and a lack of airs,
    a marathon of price is right.
    What's the 4-1-1 for realzies?
    I freeze my Reese's Pieces.
    It's like everytime I pack a pipe,
    my appetite suddenly increases.
    You know what a cracka mean,
    green leaves my cractorbeam,
    addicted like it's gasoline, just pass the trees
    while I live that cracker dream,
    but I might have to cease my deeds.
    I might have to take control
    'cause I ain't down with little mc
    growin' up in a cloud of my second-hand smoke.

    Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
    Always been there, always been there.
    Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
    Always been there, always been there.
    Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
    Always been there, always been there.
    Weed is by my side, it's always been there.
    Always been there, always been there.
     
  3. CagedSparrow

    CagedSparrow Member

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    Is Poppin-Poppin-Poppin-Poppin [x2]

    What You Kno Bout Me, What Cha, What Cha Know Bout Me [x2]

    I Said My Lip Gloss Is Cool, My Lip Gloss Be Poppin
    I'm Standing At My Locker, And All The Boys Keep Stoppin

    What You Kno Bout Me, What Cha, What Cha Know Bout Me [x2]

    I Said My Lip Gloss Is Poppin, My Lip Gloss Is Cool
    All Da Boys Keep Jockin, They Chase Me After School

    Mac, Loreal, Yep Cuz I'm Worth It
    O The Way I Put It On So Perfect
    Wipe, The Corners Of My Mouth So I Work It
    When I Walk Down The Hallway, They Can't Say Nothin

    Ooo My Lips So Luscious
    The Way I Spice It Up With The Mac Mac Brushes
    Loreal Got Them Want Watermelon Crushes
    Thats Probably The Reason All These Boys Got Crushes

    What You Know Bout Me, What Cha, What Cha Know Bout Me [x2]

    I Said My Lip Gloss Is Cool, My Lip Gloss Be Poppin
    Im Standin At My Locker, And All The Boys Keep Stoppin

    What You Kno Bout Me, What Cha, What Cha Know Bout Me [x2]

    I Said My Lip Gloss Is Poppin, My Lip Gloss Is Cool
    All Da Boys Keep Jockin, They Chase Me After School

    When It's Time For Lunch, My Lips Still Rock
    Lil Mama Melon With The Hot Pink Top
    Cherry, Vanilla, Flavors Is A Virtue
    They Lovin Lip Gloss Universal

    The Boys Really Like It, The Girls Don't Speak
    They, Rollin They Eyes, They Lip Gloss Cheap
    It Ain't My Fault, But I Can Upgrade You
    Show You How To Use Nice Things With Nice Flavors

    What You Know Bout Me, What Cha, What Cha Know Bout Me [x2]

    I Said My Lip Gloss Is Cool, My Lip Gloss Be Poppin
    I'm Standing At My Locker, And All The Boys Keep Stoppin

    What You Know Bout Me, What Cha, What Cha Know Bout Me [x2]

    I Said My Lip Gloss Is Poppin, My Lip Gloss Is Cool
    All Da Boys Keep Jockin, They Chase Me After School

    Cuz My Lip Gloss Is Poppin (Is Poppin, Is Poppin, Is Poppin) [x2]

    Sittin In 8th Period, Thought I Was In Trouble
    Bing! Called Me On The Loud Speaker, On The Double
    I Stepped In The Office Like “yes Miss. Maclarsonä
    Shes Like “girl Ran Out Of My Lip Gloss And...
    Write Down Where You Get Yours From
    Cuz I Must Admit That Bubble Gum, Is Poppin (Is Poppin, Is Poppin) She Ain't Frontin

    And Uh... I Be Lovin It, I Be, I Be Lovin It
    And Uh... I Be Usin It, I Be, I Be Usin It
    And Uh... I Be Rubbin It, I Be, I Be Rubbin It
    On My Lips, My Lips Uh... My Lip Gloss
     
  4. Ebene

    Ebene Mountaineer

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    That song isn't by Phish...
     
  5. skamikaze

    skamikaze Coffee Addict

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    ^^ Very true. I hate how people find a song labeled by a certain artist on limewire and take it as an absolute truth. That song doesn't even remotely sound like trey or any of the boys. It's by Brian Robbins from the album Banned in the state of Utah.
     

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