My 2 year old son doesn't want to get a job

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by AmericanTerrorist, May 29, 2013.

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  1. I mean come on now... he has to start paying his way a little and stop being so lazy and... toddler like. Geez.
    I mean, he thinks he's doing enough by putting his cups and stuff in the sink and putting away his toys and books and helping me by doing stuff like...going to grab his shoes before we leave?
    It's about time he goes and starts helping with the dishes in a kitchen or cleaning up a pre school or picking apples of something.
     
  2. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

    have you tried hitting the kid?

    there is a window of time where hittinga kid actually gets them to get off there ass...in my experience the window closes at age 11
     
  3. Gee he is 2 years old, what is wrong with you?
    Kids should be care free and not work.
     
  4. @ rolling- No, I've just taken away his cell phone and his computer privileges. Shouldn't he at least been picking apples for change or something before he turned two?

    @ BM (haha BM... lolz)- what you talkin? toddlers need to be working china style to make t-shirts for walmart customers.
     
  5. lively_girl

    lively_girl Member

    I believe the concept of Parody was already explained to you in another similar thread.
     
  6. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    Get rid of his cellphone!
     
  7. I got rid of his cell last month and took away his comp. privs. last week... also I got rid of his leaptop. And he's still being lazy and refusing to work. Next I guess I'll take away his crayon privileges.
     
  8. Better be safe than sorry, I would hate to see parents force their 2-year olds to do labour. Except when they are Asian, somehow Asian kids like to work in sweatshops at very young ages.
     
  9. Maybe I need to get him some Asian friends? A good influence?
     
  10. Whatever you do, don't get him an Asian girlfriend. His money is all they are after.
     
  11. Willy Blue

    Willy Blue Senior Member

    Get the little tinker down "ta mines" 2 years old and no job yet!! Outrageous, all the same at that age though, think the World owes them a living!!! :)
     
  12. I know...seriously... it's all about "me, me,me!!" Me want my crayons. Me want juice. Me want goldfish crackers."

    Get them yourself!! Oh they're on top of the fridge? We got a step stool.
     
  13. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

    This is where the cycle starts at this age. It is time to take parenting seriously and give that child a proper upbringing.

    At that age mine were in ankle biters. They tried to make it sound like a play group but it was actually boot camp for lazy kids. Did wonders until they tried to bite me and then I sent them away to learn some manners.

    That was 15 years ago and to date they have still not returned. ;)
     
  14. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    Its time you make him mow the lawn and clean the gutters
     
  15. lol@ heat...

    well, hmmm..mowing the lawn..that's a possibility. he sure likes the little plastic one.
     
  16. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

    You fail as a parent!

    Make him get a job at Wal Mart or have him slang dope on the street with all the other 2 yr olds.
     
  17. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

    This is a perfect example. A plastic one!

    He needs to get real life experience, you need to get him a full on riding lawn mower. Then you can hire him out to do lawns and keep his wages. :)
     
  18. Willy Blue

    Willy Blue Senior Member

    They don't any better as they get older. My 93 year old Gran wont work the streets anymore either, just plain selfish :)
     
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