Got back from Beautiful Days just after 10.00 this wet and wild morning... After spending some quality snogging time with my wife and playing with my children (but not in that way Mr Phoenix!), I got down to the important business of scraping the encrusted pinkish vomit from some of my clothing... and I was able to meditate upon the past few days and look over my learning experiences... Here are a few conclusions... 1... Red wine and peanuts may seem to make an appetising and nutritious combination but they may have a devasting effect upon one's ability to function as a normal human being... especially when in combination with several pints of Beautiful Daze which had already turned me into a wittering arse... 2... Said red wine and peanuts combination does have interesting properties when regurgitated over oneself and creates a unique pink and crunchy vomit paste which can be sculpted into interesting archetectural shapes at some insane hour of the morning... 3... Showing your pants to a group of people whom you have only recently met for the first time may not do much to foster the correct impression of being a deep and sensitive soul... 4... Being hit in the testicles by some bitch with a folded up chair is a surprisingly painfull experience but it is always good to receive the support of group members who treat the experience with due sensitivity and empathy... 5... It is a good affirmation of one's general slimness (and pertness of bottom) when you find yourself crawling gracefully through a spider's web of tape whose sole purpose is to block up the entrance to one's tent and entangle you in doom... 6... If you are going to tease one of the HipForums group then do so relentlessly and with back-up, and it is not necessary to wait for her to fall into a state of unconsciousness so one can inflict a series of perverted atrocities upon her... 7... There is an incredible variety to the number of things you can do with kittens and puppies, whether you have set them on fire or not... and planning ways to traumatize young children is a good thing... 8... When the band has left the stage and, additionally, the audience has also fucked off back to the campsite it is usually a sign that the gig is over... and you can waste a lot of time waiting for that "special" surprise encore... but you can usually guarantee upon the copmany of some loon with some incomprehensable accent to help pass the time... 9... A bearded guru will sometimes reveal to you the intimate secrets of the universe... usually at some incomprehensible time in the morning... usually after you have drunk so much alcohol that, the next day, you have simply forgotten the beauty and truth of the meaning of life... but you do remember a good story about taxi driving... and, most importantly... 10... You are the most wonderful bunch of weird and wild and wacky and just plain fucking fantastic groovy guys and gals that I have met for a long long time... and I love you all!!! Did you see what I did there?... I hope you are all crying due to the power and intensity of my sincerity... cry you fuckwits!!! And a warning... I have plans in place to be really embaressing next time... mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha... Fly...
lemme guess....a scotsman? it's nearly always a scotsman! great round-up for those that missed it dude...cheers!
ah what a bloodz fantastic weekend that was... Thanks to you all for being so wonderfully nice as usual.. was great to meet some new people as well it sucks a little to be home again but next year will come quickly im sure.. p.s. in the words of ellie "I love you Fly!! You fuckin fuckwit!!" couldnt say it better myself!!
I've just got home myself, and am just about to boot up Paint Shop Pro for the Cat Catapult picture making twas great to meet you Mr Fly...and all you others, I guess you were kind of okay too.
Was great meeting you, Flymeister.. Especially the hugs and kisses you planted on me in your inebriated state! Come on now, don't say you can't remember...
very fine festival, went to quick, very nice to meet the fly and doctor atomic and his wife for the first time, and taz and mim . and all the other people off the forums I should have taken more photos but took a couple will post them later . best wishes to all
Aww...sounds like a missed an interesting weekend. Gutted that I sold my ticket now, but I guess it had to be done. Ah well, next year will come flying round...
*sharp intake of breath* ....*looks around and wispers to johnny....*... dont let sam see that! they arent married...... ....shes his sister
hahahaa!! oh man i so wish i coulda gone hehe i wonder who THAT was... did the story involve driving up on the pavement when the guy pulled out his knife?
Yeah... next year I'm hoping to premiere Fly and Fleassy's Performance Art project (once we think of something)... and probably spend the rest of the time getting pissed... again... Fly...
Is that the one where she holds your firey staff instead of the other way round? ... Sorry, I couldn't resist :&
