When I was younger I use to hate mustaches. I thought they were so tacky, so ugly. Now that I'm 22, mustaches turn me on. I love the way they look. I bow down to the mustache...
I'm not into stashes either, but it's sweet when young dudes try to grow those whispy things, sideburns or whatever. It's like, "I can't really grow a beard, but I want to, daddy." I just wanna kiss that. It's too cute. By kiss I mean a peck on the cheek, by too cute I mean I'm going home with my hairy boyfriend.