You want a guy who can bring the Bacon And you want a guy with Savoir Faire Somebody who can take control of it Someone with cool black shiny hair You don't want a boyfriend What you want is Mr. Spock To come to your wasteland And destroy the killer robot Something more than human Someone with blood that's cold and green You want something better Than me Captain Kirk went to the planet Where he fought the man-lizard He saved the ship, invented the gunpowder But that's just not good enough for you, is it?! You sit all night at your computer Drinking Diet Dr. Pepper Looking for an answer to it all!
