most ridiculous products you have seen.

Let's make a list of the most ridiculous products that the corporate machine makes us think we "need". I'll start:

-Eye roller massager from Garnier to reduce undereye puffiness

 

Turnip Granola, by far the weirdest creation ever. It kinda tastes... well, horrible.

 

the salad shooter.

 

That broken light bulb remover thingy ~

ever heard of a POTATO??? :rofl:

 

Bottled water.

 

them oat bran cereals... u know? well on the box it says they use whole wheat bla bla bla for they can reduce there environmental impact or whatever... u open the box and each packet is individually wrapped in a plastic pouch. more plastic, nice job. :|

 

The Pet Rock, but they made millions.

 

New car, caviar, four star daydreams.

 

enzyte..
I hate thaose fucking commercals. geezz if I took them pills Id never get laid again, damn girls says my dicks to big to begin with ....

 

head on apply directly to the forehead

i hate that shit

 

^ you need some head on after taking enzyte..

 

shamwow.....beware of imitations

 

canned whale meat, ill be honest, while its not needed, ive always wondered....

 

Magic jack.

 

oh god, too many to name. just go to youre local wal-mart.

pretty soon you will see commercials for the automatic, ass-wiping machine. there will be one in every household.

 

Clap on *CLAP* *CLAP* Clap off *CLAP* *CLAP*

get your lazy bum up and flick the switch!

 

A machine that chops wood for you...

 

Facial Flex



Intended Usage: To scare the crap out of little children while tightening face muscles for a sleeker, more youthful complexion.

Usefulness: This is it -- the epitome of laziness. It’s taken generations to arrive at this place where we need a machine to move our mouth, and now here we are, and that woman’s mechanical face is the hallmark of the achievement. Maybe while you’re using it, you can slip a few nuts in there and let the Facial Flex chew for you, too.

 

The Fish Pen



Intended Usage: To free the common fisherman from the shackles of lengthy rods and unnecessary tackle boxes, so just in case you happen by a river and find yourself with a spare half hour, you won’t be caught unprepared.

Usefulness: Assuming that fishing was the sort of thing that you did on a whim, at a moment’s notice without having the benefit of advanced preparation, like if you lived in a sewer or some unreasonably small lake town, there’s still the fact that you couldn’t catch a goldfish at a pet store with this thing. And to top it all off? It’s not even a pen.