Most Memorable Climax

Yes, each man, every now and then, has the happy fortune of birthing a lake when all that was expected was a puddle.

What was your labor like on that most memorable of emissions? Please post your experience. Here's mine:

I was 17 attending an all boys boarding school. Christmas break was coming. I would be home. I recalled that the girl who lived down the street had often smiled at me. She was a shy little thing -- not glamorous in the way the popular girls in a high school inevitably are. But it would be unfair to call her plain. Like that drop of nectar that you find in a honeysuckle flower, her sweetness was of the quiet sort.

I called her to let her know I would be home and would she like to have dinner and a movie with me. So bold was I back then. And yes she said yes.

And one cold December night long ago, the two of us had dinner at a fast food and huddled in the car after at the drive-in movie with the engine running and the heater on, watching Kirk Douglas and Faye Dunaway in some unmemorable film. We saw so little of the movie -- the windshield kept fogging up.

I drove her home. She invited me in. We were all alone in the living room. We began kissing. Kissing more and more. She got up off the sofa and sat on my lap straddling my knee. Kissing kissing cuddling -- she rocking forward and back, pressing against my knee and I could feel her breath on my face and hear it whisping past my ears breathing faster and faster and my little penis was so hard did she know yes so hard achingly hard and she was rocking and breathing and I was kissing her sweet soft cheeks and the devil on my shoulder saying, "Boy — tonight you get laid!" and I had never been laid before and I wanted it so much and her breath and the honeysuckle and rocking rocking that sweet little honeysuckle against my knee my thigh and I just needed courage a little more courage and I could stick my aching little skin-flute into that flower right there in her parents' living room could I do it right there she was such a sweet little thing I knew she wasn't ready but it would be so easy like crushing a flower yes I could squirt my courage into her if I only that courage was in me yes I could get laid tonight and I looked into those half-closed eyes and those flushed cheeks and heard the sighs soft as down blowing in a breeze oh what was she feeling yes I could take advantage of that I could right now this night feel the warm slippery innocence clutching my devil-stick gripping my weeping wand in her sacred orchid my geyser flowing deep into hers my salty fountain despoiling that innocence oh I could take it if only...

But no -- I couldn't. Sweet little thing -- this flower was not ready to be plucked. No I quietly let her finish her climax and kissed her oh so gently. "You look so pretty," I whispered, kissed her goodnight.

I went home after that her sweet breath whirring around inside my head, brushing over my cheeks, fluttering over my penis like a summer breeze through the treetops. Oh so hard and aching my plaintive little buddy crying out, tears dripping from his one eye underwear wet with his tears, screaming at me why? why? didn't you? Got undressed naked, little guy so hard still screaming. Got into bed 4 am naked. Penis hard hard begging penis felt the touch of the clean sheet rub against like breast feathers of a dove and ...

Oh clutching the pillow toes cramped breath held lungs exploding under pressure flames of heaven consuming my flesh earthquake in my core razors of joy slicing my urethra crying out cumming cumming can’t stop cumming squirt and squirt and squirt squirt monstrous squirt after squirt and squirt again not stopping and when I thought there was no more squirt again and again more squirt hot splashing against my skin pooling in great gobs on the clean white cotton. God what a mess -- if I had peed the bed it wouldn't have been this messy lord was that my brain all pureed between the mattress and my tummy all the way up to my chest all gooey and slippery snot coating every square millimeter of my penis flooding the sheet soaking through the mattress pad? Had my soul just cascaded spirit snot shot the rapids out through my pee-hole? would I ever catch my breath? Penis quivering shivering still pulsing squeezing so hard against the now empty plumbing it smarted little guy's head drowning in his own spew. Good lord, had the lightning fried the poor thing the thunder shattered my balls -- would I ever be able to cum again after this?

Oh but I did three more times before dawn.

But none like that one time. Never like that not that night -- not ever again so much so hard so strong so deep so sweet so violent never quite like that ever ever again.

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with Apologies to James Joyce and Molly Bloom

 

From the darkened corner of the poetry shop, the hipster snapped his fingers.

 

I had an awesome time jacking off while naked as my girlfriend got dressed to go to work. I was standing in the kitchen spanking it while she was getting ready in the living room. I eventually came hard and sprayed cum all over the floor. Right after that, she kissed me and left. So fucking hot.

 

My wife and I had been dating a couple of years, and I always managed to finger her to orgasm, but she never touched my cock. We were in different colleges, and she was dating other guys when I wasn't available. They taught her a lot about sex. One night we were making out and I was fingering her. She unzipped my pants, took out my cock and gave me the most fantastic hand job. I didn't have a condom, and when I came, I just kept shooting cum all over her hand, her legs, the car seat. It was a mess, but a glorious mess!

 

Since this is in the masturbation forum I assume you mean most memorable orgasm from masturbation.

I'm say when I was 20. I went on this nearly two week trip with friends. We had tons of fun but little privacy to jack off. When I got back home I remember laying in bed and masturbating. The orgasm was so intense it almost hurt.
I also remember, semen actually started leaking out before the orgasm started. Not pre-cum, actual globs of semen. It was weird!

 

Been there, done that. It still happens every now and then. Incredible feeling and sight to behold.

 

Growing up I had a real thing for my friend's mom. Beautiful woman, medium lenghth black hair, hourglass figure with a 36D bra size. I believe I had my first erection when she was sitting in our kitchen with a tight red sweater on and all I can remember is staring at her breasts.

Anyway our families were very close. We did a lot of things together including going on vacation. When I was in my teens we wall went on vacation in Florida.

So the first day we are there she comes to the pool and she's wearing a low cut one piece blue bathing suit with a white flower pattern where each of her breasts are. Her cleavage was unbelievable. At one point she was lying on a beach chair and I just wanted to jump on top of her and cum all over her breasts.

I remember laying in bed that night thinking about it. I had my own bed but not my own room so I couldn't do much about it.

Next day same thing. Same bathing suit. I'm thinking I can't take this. So that night we are all suppose to go to dinner. I beg off saying I don't feel well. So everyone goes and I stay behind. Our families had adjoining rooms and we never bothered to lock the doors that seperated the two room. In fact we often kept them open.

So I'm laying in bed thinking about her breasts and starting to stroke myself when I get an idea. Why not use her bathing suit? I go into their room. I'm nervous as hell and almost turned around but I didn't. As luck would have it her bathing suit was hanging up in the bathroom. I got it and brought it back to my room. It had a white bra cup sewed into each breast area for support.

I kneeled on the bed and but the head of my dick into the middle of one of the cups and wrapped my dick with the rest of it. I started to stroke imagining her brown aereola and nipples pressed against my dick. It didn't take long and I just exploded all over it. I laid back down on the bed holding the bathing suit and breathing heavily.

Now reality sets in and I'm scared shitless. She's bound to notice. So I kind of rubbed it together so it would dry up a little bit which it did. Then I got some tissue paper and dried the rest but there was still a small stain. I hung it back where it was and hoped she wouldn't notice.

I didn't sleep that whole night thinking I would get snagged.

Next day, nothing happened. We went to breakfast and everyone was happy I was "feeling better".

That afternoon when she came to the pool she had on the same bathing suit. All I could think of was the residue of my cum rubbing against her nipples and a big smile came to my face. Not to mention a big erection!!!

That was over 40 years ago but it is a great memory

 

My 1st one! Because I didn't know what was happening and the buildup took forever and I remember it felt really good but then something changed and I like lost control of my body. Idk if its ever been like that the same

 

One time a guy spent a LONG time with his face between my legs. I was SOAKED like never before.

 

I try to do that to my wife every time. She always cums, bu I’d say those extreme orgasms are maybe 1 in 20? Takes the right mood and state of mind!

 

I already wrote about my best orgasms, this time I can write about the biggest ejaculations.

I had a vasectomy after my last kid was born so I could not have any sexual activity for a few weeks. When the no-fun period was over my little parts were still pretty tender but the ex wanted to try something. Knowing it was still sore we didn’t have sex, she gave me a handjob. After a while having no erections and no ejaculations, I was getting it. My gosh I had never seen so much pour out of my penis. Then the contraction from the orgasm made things more painful, I could not tolerate her stroking me anymore.

the woman I used to visit for edging handjobs gave me many good times but the two biggest ejaculations here.
1. After several orgasms (more than a handful were VERY close to ejaculation) and a lot of precum leaking, I still think the muscles that contract and cause squirting were “fried” from the many orgasms (I counted 18 that time) so they didn’t contract. My ejaculation was quite large and it just poured out for a few seconds. A good mess down my cock and between my legs, her couch. She started using towels after that.
2. After close to 50 minutes of non stop edging and many orgasms I was not able to hold it anymore, I HAD to ket myself ejaculate. After a regular squirt she caught in her hand the three next squirts came out forcefully maybe 3 feet away past her hand, on the floor. She squealed in surprise, the next squirts were more normal and fell in her hand.

A birthday encounter were I gave insane oral, insane amount of orgasms, we resorted to titfuck her small A cups. It was not easy to get started but it worked, and I had 8 big squirts on her chest. She was glad she didn’t give me the blowjob she had in mind after seeing how much I shot on her.

 

More big ejaculations.

Younger days, again I picked up a prostitute And took her to my motel room I had to rent anyway, I was travelling.
I liked her, nice looking, I liked her small breasts and after talking about things to do I paid her very well and she gave me a great time. I started working on her but she stopped me a few times when she was about to orgasm; something I wanted to do with her.
No chance to make her orgasm, I stopped and it was her turn.
She gave me an unforgettable handjob with many strong orgasms, working the head, stroking the shaft, and fondling the balls between some orgasms to make me last longer. When I let her finish me the orgasm was very intense and I screamed, and I watched the condom literally fill. There was a big blob of white and I couldn’t see the top half of my penis in the condom. When I removed it, it was half full and there was a fair amount that already escaped.

another birthday present to myself with a blowjob, this very skilled woman made me feel great from the beginning with my first orgasm within maybe two minutes if not less. She edged me to several orgasms because she was awesome at doing it just right and brought me close. So good in fact I didn’t have a lot of precum surprisingly. Instead I leaked semen the entire time. It went out of the condom, coated my balls and left a wet spot on her motel bed. Then I ejaculated when I could not hold back anymore, a big ball of cum filled the condom, more came out as well.
She had intended to do it bare and I told her she should use a condom at the beginning, and when she took her mouth off my cock she said something about how much cum there was and she was glad she didn’t do it bare.

one time with a masseuse I used to see regularly in my travels, I had not seen her in a while. I fondled her breasts until the edging started to feel too good. She was doing it some good that day. When I knew it was the end, the orgasms were strong, close back to back, I got her to try something new for me.
I had her swtch her hand from working the head and the shaft. It kept getting closer and closer each time she stopped and switched, I was moaning and breathing hard the entire time. Then I let her make me cum, again it was too intense to continue edging.
My toes wiggled like crazy, the first squirt took a few strokes to shoot out.
I had a few squirts: belly twice, chest, shoulder, twice, on the floor past my shoulder twice, belly twice again then just oozing out for the rest.
Gladly she continued through it all, stroking fast. She said it was the biggest cum she had ever seen that time.

 

I was with a girlfriend. We were sitting on the couch and she was semi-undressed and I was masturbating. I kind of felt it coming and reared up over her, then everything went black - I literally passed out from it being so intense. I came to kind of half on top of her, her shirt, the couch, her neck and the wall behind her head literally dripping with my semen - semen I cannot remember shooting. She later said she was actually frightened as I literally blacked out only moments after my penis started to spurt over her. There was lots of giggles afterward and she had to throw her shirt in the washing machine and clean off the couch and wall. I literally only remember rearing up over her and feeling the hot rushing feeling of the semen surging into the shaft, and the start of the excruciating sexual ecstasy of my orgasm, then I remember waking up on top of her. It was that intense.

 

But Lester I have to know did you ever pick the little flower?

 

My most memorable one was upon seeing a woman masturbate herself, having what seemed to be quite an intense orgasm.

 

When I think about memorable climaxes, I think about two of them.
One was the first orgasm caused by another person. In high school, I was dating a girl from one grade higher than me. We were in my car (bench front seat) at the drive-in movie, making out and not watching the movie. She finally allowed me to get my hand inside her panties and I had one finger inside her warm, juicy pussy.
I wasn't wearing a belt, and she reached over, unbuttoned all the buttons on my Levi's button-fly blue jeans.
As I fingered her faster, she reached over and grabbed my cock outside of my under wear and began stroking me. Then she started cumming (although I didn't realize it at the time), and she squeezed me harder while stroking my cock.
I only lasted a couple more strokes from her hot little hand, before I spurted all over the inside of my underwear.. I'll always remember my first orgasm from another person.

My other very memorable climax was solo, over several days. During my first marriage, I was working out of town for a couple of weeks. I had gotten into edging, and decided to see how much I could stand. Before easy internet access to porn, so I bought a few magazines - Hustler, Oui and Swank. Each evening, I'd spend an hour or so reading and viewing the pictures, stroking myself to almost cumming, then stop. I'd keep that up, and then go to bed hard and horny. I was kind of hoping that I'd have a wet dream and cum in my sleep, but that didn't happen. I did that for three nights, then the final morning (Saturday), I woke up with a painfully hard erection. I got fully nude, grabbed my magazines, laid back on my bed and edged for about a half hour.

I just couldn't take it any more and I let myself cum, finally. I remember how good it felt to finally let my prostate and balls empty out, and the amount of cum that I shot all over myself and the bed was amazing. I've never cum so hard and so much ever again.

 

After masturbating myself over 9000 times over 68 years, i am hard pressed to recall one ejaculation that was a standout.

Some felt like a cupfull, but were not of course and from my first in the boarding school dorm where I let the mess dry on my stomach. Loved every one of them and still do.

 

Only 9000? That’s less than once every two and a half days. Routinely going that long without enjoying a happy-squirt be torment for me. Even through my 50s, I was still climaxing multiple times each day. In my late 60s now and still at least once each day — and thankful at my age to still have a fully functional penis.

 

Yes, but that is only masturbation, not sexual intercourse!

That lasted from age 20 to age 54.

 

About average I think The 68 years is about 25,000 days and all up a total of 16,000 ejaculations.

I needed a rest occasionally!

 

In my 34 year marriage, I still masturbated just about every day, often more than once, despite getting laid often.

 

When I first got with my wife, I didn't realise for a little while tgat after we'd fucked she would go to bathroom and finish herself off and squirt lots. Was only once id listened outside and asked her that she came clean. She was really ashamed of it and never showed her ex partners. Id never seen it either and reassured her that is love to be a part of it. It turnedvout yo be the best ever for us both. Absolutely love her squirting.